Hi everyone! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHOCKING NEWS? I guess I shouldn’t let the cat out of the bag just yet but why wait? I have just wrapped up filiming with the hot and handsome six foot five Rocco Siffredi lookalike Dick O. Steele in a gritty section of downtown Philadelphia. Whew! What a day! I’ve got to scrub all this goo off my face! As in cosmetics! What were you thinking? Anyway, as part of viewership loyalty, I thought I’d offer a titillating sample of my successful foray into the adult entertainment arena as one of the newest Vivid video girls! CONTINUE READING TO VIEW A FREE TWO MINUTE CLIP!!!
WARNING: GRAPHIC!!!!
APRIL FOOL’S, SUCKERS!
You really didn’t think I’d do such a thing, now did you? HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pervs!
In other news:
Oh no! I just went to my dashboard and saw that I am woman of the hour aka “blog of the moment!” And this is the first post that everyone will see……Yikes! How utterly embarrassing!!! Talk about backfire!
Oh no….I just looked AGAIN. Originally, the Mr. Olympia post was up but now it has been replaced by this one! And my bright smiling avatar is right next to it! I hope people are clicking the CONTINUE READING link to see that I am joking!!!
I’m joking, people!
It’s a joke!
JOKE.
Doh!
I need to quickly come up with something to replace this post. Um, um…
Posted by Woeful on April 1, 2007 at 10:09 pm
I still respect you.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 10:20 pm
And if you clicked on the link, I still respect you, too lol!
Posted by Woeful on April 1, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I was like, “I had no idea Stiletto was into hardcore? She has a strange brother, but seemed like such a sweet uncomplicated girl.” Hehehe…
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Please say you clicked the Read More link!
Posted by Woeful on April 1, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Of course I did! LOL, I haven’t even had time to read your blog yet, when out-of-the-blue you post about being in Philly with Dirk Diggler. For all I knew this was standard operating procedure…
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Just a taste of things to come, so to speak.
I really need to touch up or repost some of my older postings. There’s some priceless shit in there!
I think I know who will get my next blog tag….yes, you better run, run, as fast as you can…they’re coming after you, Mr. Librarian Man!
Posted by Woeful on April 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Bring it on baby!
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Sometime this week. I can’t play on the net tonight! I got fungi growing in my kitchen!
Posted by max on April 1, 2007 at 11:40 pm
I am laughing too hard to type.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 11:42 pm
I’m glad because I almost posted a link to your site saying it was your debut hehe Now I am laughing too hard to type.
I almost came up with the name, A.J. Valentine!
Posted by Tommy on April 1, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Stiletto- That new ranking system is an April fools joke from WordPress. Everyone has the last blog they posted show up as the “blog of the moment”.
Now, I’m going to take a moment and appreciate the irony of this post.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Tommy, are you SERIOUS? How do you know this? Is that why Max is laughing?
Damn, I got punked twice.
Posted by max on April 1, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I was laughing because the post is funny and because it would be classic to have THAT post go up as blog o’ the moment.
I did not know WordPress was playing a blog o’ the moment joke. Oops. Does that mean I have to give back the tiara?
Posted by Tommy on April 1, 2007 at 11:50 pm
How do I know this? I’m cool like that YO! Try it. Post something silly right now and see if it changes your blog of the moment.
Oh, and I can’t really see you making a porn flick, unless it was a home movie that only you’d see.
Here’s something funny, I might actually be in a porn flick (not an April fools joke, I’m serious). The good thing is that it’s not a “performing role”, but there’s a good chance I’m in one.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I think they’ll be getting back a box full of ‘em. I’m stomping on mine first! What about you?
I must admit, I am relieved !
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 1, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Tommy – really? Are you like, the unassuming hairy chested bartender dude with the colorful seventies fringe vest serving drinks in the background while some bow chicka chicka is about to happen?
Posted by Tommy on April 1, 2007 at 11:57 pm
No, that wasn’t me (I swear! Honestly! I wasn’t me just someone that looked like me!)
Maybe I’ll post the potential porn flick story someday. Who knows.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 12:04 am
You know, Boogie Nights keeps replaying in my head. Thanks. Now I’ll have to go rewatch it. Great movie!
Yeah, post the story!
Posted by Tommy on April 2, 2007 at 12:12 am
BTW…I figured out the joke thing when I hovered over the link provided in the WordPress post about the new ranking systems. The link just takes you to http://www.wordpress.com and, if you’re logged in, that directs you to your start page.
You’re post actually made me think of “Fortune Cookies 34: Happy endings”. I guess I have to watch that one now…again.
Posted by Tommy on April 2, 2007 at 12:15 am
Oops! I meant “Fortune Cookies 35″ Completely different plot. More complex you know?
Oh, and it was the hompage link that tipped me off, not the one in the post. I’m really tired and thinking about pie.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 12:21 am
You still have a craving for sweets? Dude, you need to like run out to the store and get some!
Posted by Woeful on April 2, 2007 at 12:23 am
Who knew that Marky Mark would turn out to be such a good actor?
Posted by Tommy on April 2, 2007 at 12:24 am
I’m too tired to go to the store. I wish someone would bring one over though. I definitely could use some pie right about now.
Posted by Anita Marie on April 2, 2007 at 12:31 am
I’m passing this link around- I wish I was funny.
Well, I am but not on purpose.
darn.
amm
Posted by Woeful on April 2, 2007 at 12:32 am
Pumpkin, blueberry… Lemon Meringue, Boston Creme? Chicken?
Posted by Woeful on April 2, 2007 at 12:32 am
Pumpkin, blueberry… Lemon Meringue, Boston Cream? Chicken?
Posted by Tommy on April 2, 2007 at 12:36 am
I’ve got a taste for cherry pie actually. You could call it an “urge” or “craving”, but hot damn, I want some pie!
Posted by Woeful on April 2, 2007 at 12:42 am
Apple pie a la mode sounds good to me… BTW, sorry about the double post. I caught my misspelling an tried to correct it, but it was too late I guess.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 12:42 am
Are you stoned?
The only thing I have a craving for is sleep.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 12:57 am
Yes, Woeful, sort of a surprise like Johnny Depp. Poor Richard Grieco though. What ever happened to him? Did he go the two Cory’s route?
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 1:01 am
Hey, you know what is sort of weird? Your avatar and Tommy’s avatar look similar.
Posted by engtech on April 2, 2007 at 1:13 am
“Oh no! I just went to my dashboard and saw that I am woman of the hour aka “blog of the moment!””
Every wordpress blogger is seeing themselves as the “blog of the minute” today. That’s my little wordpress April fools joke I asked them to put in.
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 1:23 am
I’m not talking to you anymore, Engtech. So cruel! Meow!
Posted by max on April 2, 2007 at 3:12 am
That is just a physical manifestation of a multinational delusion bloggers have anyway isn’t it?
Posted by max on April 2, 2007 at 3:14 am
[oh my god too many syllables now i need a drink]
Posted by Stiletto Girl on April 2, 2007 at 3:55 am
Well, I felt like I had one cuz that flew right over my head, Max.
I read it, squinted, read some more, further squinted, mouthed aloud, had Pumpkin meow it, to no avail.
Posted by max on April 2, 2007 at 4:42 am
It was an accident. I was channeling Margaret Atwood.
Posted by raincoaster on April 2, 2007 at 4:59 am
Gee, I’m so egotistical I hardly even noticed the BOTM thing. But yes, I got that this was a joke. It’s particularly ironic in juxtaposition to your new, wholesome Christian cheerleader-looking avatar.
Posted by TheFirm on April 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Max, that made me spew lemonade all over the keyboard.
Posted by manofmystery99 on May 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
That doesn’t mean your post from this blog doesn’t feature a GREAT looking RACK! Oh wait, does it happen to be yours? My apologies. BTW, you should do pron.