Click below to see new pics and I found some old ones stashed in an uploaded album! Taken with a 2005 Samsung camera phone that I still love to this day!
I should smile but my body is so sore from a grueling workout and I’m stuck at Best Buy watching the installation guy tear my new sound system apart because there’s something screwy with my electrical system! I’m also dehydrated and you can fry a whole chicken off my forehead – yuck! You could probably use my lips as a raft too! heehee
Ignore fat bloated face and stare straight at the beautiful long hair! That’s it – I’m growing mine out! (Until I get PMS and cut it all off)! Why do I feel like I’m from Texas or something? Maybe I feel like a cheerleader with all that hair. Rah, rah, rah!
Ooops! I broke my nose! How unfortunate. I’m really high on painkillers right now and stuck somewhere in Beverly Hills. My mouth is open like a fish because I can’t breathe!
Why do my eyes always have that crazed wild eyed look? Well they’re dark and intense and the wheels are always churning even if it’s nonsensical half the time.
Look! Right after the bandages came off! I’m so happy and my skin looks refreshingly clear for once (or the camera does an amazing job)! Thank God that doc was able to fix that Marcia Brady football moment!
And now!!!! We interrupt this Stiletto self love vanity moment to bring you a pic of (and cuz I’m really startin’ to feel like my creepy mother what with posting all these pics of myself):
Damn. Nobody in this family smiles, do they? Look she’s got mama’s crazy eyes!
Oh how cute! No he’s not mine. But look whose mouth he has! Yep, he’s related (compare to picture number two)!
“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and if I had to guess that fourth cat would be SMELL NO EVIL.” Poor baby’s gotta put up with mama’s fickle stomach if you know what I mean.
This mystery person has been commenting on this blog lately and has a crush on Max. Can you figure out who it is? (I hope he does not think this is a bad picture and kill me for this)! Wow even my friends look intense!
June 14, 2007 at 2:43 am |
You look lovely even with a broken nose. And Pumpkin does look like you. That is funny. And LK looks fabulous too. You all rock. Welcome to Blonde Nation.
June 14, 2007 at 2:46 am |
Do you think it’s true Max that people start to look like their pets or vice versa?
I remember reading that in a Garfield comic…where Garfield’s owner John Arbuckle noticed it while taking Garfield to the vet or something like that.
Thanks!
June 14, 2007 at 2:47 am |
PS You are so kind as to not challenge the broken nose story l ol
June 14, 2007 at 2:53 am |
Love the first pic.
June 14, 2007 at 3:00 am |
Jones was always way cuter than me. If I had been as cute as that cat I would have taken over the world.
June 14, 2007 at 3:02 am |
Max what would be the first order of business if you were a cat? Sneaking through yards? Stealing scraps from dogs? Working your charm to get back rubs?
I’d love to come back as a cat. Sleep half the day, play the rest, and my only real worry is whether I get some tuna or not.
You know, that’s not too off from my life now heehee
PS I only saw one pic of Jones and while we shouldn’t be competitive with our “children” you still win in the cute department.
June 14, 2007 at 3:07 am |
Max, speaking of animals, quick! Go to Raincoaster’s blog, there’s something on there that you will LOVE!
June 14, 2007 at 3:11 am |
Wow. I guess I schlept through the party. I just got home. After work, hung out with my good friend, Antonio, who just became engaged. Somehow, hours crept by as much red zin was consumed.
June 14, 2007 at 3:21 am |
Oh it would be all about curling up and getting my back and ears stroked.
Headed to Rain’s to see what is up.
June 14, 2007 at 3:24 am |
Oh wow. The bunny!
That slays me.
June 14, 2007 at 3:34 am |
I think the bunny… feels the same way!
LK this is your second friend who has gotten engaged.
June 14, 2007 at 4:41 am |
I’m hard put to find a photograph of me smiling, too. I think it’s something to do with feeling like a nong taking photos of yourself with a fake grin plastered on your face.
Bummer about your sound system. Did you get it fixed?
June 14, 2007 at 4:43 am |
No it is not fixed yet. It’s a long story. I have a feeling this is going to cost me money. Bummer.
What is a nong?
June 14, 2007 at 5:25 am |
Nong = foolish person
June 14, 2007 at 9:48 am |
You are so cute. I cut my hair when I PMS too! I hate that! That cheerleader pic makes you look so familar like the girl next door. You can pull off alot of looks. Now I have have to go post a picture of my cat. hmmmm
June 14, 2007 at 7:45 pm |
I have never been called the girl next door. Now I have been called everything.
Do you ever try to grow your bangs out and do the same? It’s a vicious cycle, I tell you.
June 14, 2007 at 8:31 pm |
That sums up my whole fucking life… a cycle of growing out my bangs and then desperately trying not to cut my hair that wicked week of the month…
June 15, 2007 at 2:31 am |
We should start a support group…
June 15, 2007 at 2:38 am |
Yeah, I know when I get PMS I find myself wanting to cut my bangs. It’s so hard to keep away from the salon when I’m bloated and cranky…
June 15, 2007 at 2:57 am |
Who said anything about a salon? It’s the scissors that need to be kept out of reach…
June 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm |
Well, I like the blond hair, length included, and the eyes aren’t crazed, I would have said smouldering. Beautiful face and great lips.
June 17, 2007 at 11:21 pm |
I think each picture portrays a different mood…each mood reflects a different element of beauty. ( – love ‘em all! -even the broken nose and bandage!)