However, you reminded me of the days when my mother used to yell through the bathroom door: “What the hell are you doing in there? Why it take you so long to put on makeup?” Little did she realize that – for one – my bowels weren’t in top form and – second – it was simply a matter of hiding from the beast.

“The Effervescent [insert name]” – we all got the bubbly in us, baby. Make it happen.

PS I dig me some kung fu.