Fabulous Funbags For Free!

Posted on October 7, 2007 by Stiletto

Hallelujah!

At myfreeimplants.com founder Jason Gunstra is real serious about making women happy! Just read this testimonial if you don’t believe me!

thumb.jpgWoo-hoo….OMG….I totally just made my goal! I’m so happy right now that I just can’t even describe how great I feel right now. OMG……*crying* & *screaming*……..I’m just so happy right now!!!! I can’t believe this has happened. I’m doing cartwheels! THANK YOU all so much for your support! This journey has been great and now I can stop pretending I give a damn about the suckers who paid for my tits! Thank you Jay & Jason….for creating a site for suckers that gave me such an opportunity. Thank you to every single desperate sucker guy that donated to me and sent me a cock shot message. Thanks for keeping me company and thanks for being there for me! You guys here on MFI are bloodsucking geniuses amazing!!!!!!! You’ve made an early birthday wish and a long time dream and only dream finally come true!!!! Thank you all so much….I’ll write more later, but first I need to find a brain for now I have to finish giving out those blow jobs I promised thanking people and getting the word out that I’ve reached my goal!!!!!!!!!!! Woo-hoo

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So ladies- put that box of Kleenex away - and save ‘em for your nose!  Just sign up for a “model” account and fabulous funbags can be yours - for absolutely nothing! The website only takes a measly ten percent cut of the fee (can you smell the operative word here?)!

“There’s a sucker born every minute…and two to take ‘em.”

Indeed!

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9 Responses to “Fabulous Funbags For Free!”

  1. Woeful, on October 8th, 2007 at 1:29 pm Said:

    We can rebuild them… We have the technology. :-)

  2. The Bagel of Everything, on October 9th, 2007 at 12:10 am Said:

    My mom has fake boobs. They cut off her nipples, put em on a tray, shoved the implants in there, and sewed her nipples back on.
    No, thank you.

  3. Miche, on October 9th, 2007 at 1:25 pm Said:

    I’m wondering how to make my boobs look natural for a few before pics so I can collect some cash.

  4. Stiletto, on October 10th, 2007 at 9:32 pm Said:

    No way, Bagel. I’ve seen many a breast implant surgery and I’ve never seen them toss the nipples on the tray!

    Miche, they figure that many a gal has thought that which is why they give the money directly to the doctors. Nice try though lol

    If you build, Woeful, they will come…

  5. The Bagel of Everything, on October 10th, 2007 at 10:18 pm Said:

    Ok, maybe not the tray. But they did remove her nips and sew em back on.
    They put tubes in there so the puss could drain.
    I was living in NY at the time, thank God, so I didn’t have to see.
    A nurse friend of hers came by every day to suction the puss.

    Never, ever, ever.

    Big boobs run in my family, but after my mom had 2 kids and caught the anorexia, she kinda… deflated, and needed them pumped back up. If that happens to me, I’ll just roll em up and put a rubberband around them.

  6. Stiletto, on October 11th, 2007 at 12:22 am Said:

    I guess you won’t appreciate this costume then:
    http://mamavision.com/2007/10/09/ana-rexia-hotty-costume/

  7. Arm Jerker J., on October 11th, 2007 at 1:20 am Said:

    I just want a little bit. Can’t they just inject me with a large needle? Without the nipple removal?

  8. Stiletto, on October 11th, 2007 at 2:17 am Said:

    I’m curious to know too. I bet they can do it or they’re working on it. Soon enough, girl, soon enough! In the meantime, you can work on your pecs and bring ‘em up! Or are you saying you’re a carpenter’s dream?

    Sorry - couldn’t resist :)

  9. Arm Jerker J., on October 11th, 2007 at 2:09 pm Said:

    Ah! No. I just want them a little fuller. And a little higher. And a little more even. Wow. I just outed my boobs.

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