Oh my god, shivers! Somebody work some double duty to rescue me from this oncoming flu and my shameless shopping addiction!
I feel as if I must turn the heat up in my apartment and get under the covers and chill. Or rather, get nice and toasty. Ever since Sunday I’ve pretty much felt like shit. Uncle K and I dropped some mad money at my new favorite store, Cache [I'm boycotting Bebe, their shit falls right apart, it's cheap, cheap, cheap! I can't believe I've overlooked Cache all this time - well, except once, when I bought a black evening gown for the American Dream pageant back in 2001 - or was it 2002? Who knows.]
Then I went back the next day. For more. Self-indulgent, I know -but hey, wardrobe-wise, I’m now set up for the winter…besides, I don’t fit into my size 0 and 2’s anymore. In other words, I really don’t have shit to wear! So I’ve discovered that I’m now a size 6 in dresses and a 4 in pants. I swear to God, their clothes feel as if they were tailor made for someone with my exact proportions. I mean, how can this be possible? How do they know to leave room for my ass, quads, and lats? How can it fit so snug and perfect at the waist? I fell in love with just about everything I tried on. That’s why I had to have it all!
“Oooh, I wish I had your body!” all the girls cooed. Yes, yes, kiss my ass – you kiss, I spend! Spend, kiss, kiss, spend – work it, girls!
Yep, next to Nordstrom’s, Cache has the best customer service. Apparently, I have a lifetime 5% discount and they even reused some woman’s $25 off coupon so I could save a few bucks. It’s inspired me to eventually fire off a letter to headquarters to give ‘em all some mad props. Those girls are so charming they can talk themselves right into your wallet.
If it’s not obvious by now, I’m a clothes addict. I need an intervention.
November 7, 2007 at 2:57 am |
self indulgent?
please define.
i think not, it’s called ‘oh shit maybe i should do something for myself for a change!’
it could be me but i doubt it.
okay i wanna visit cache. oh pretty please.
i promise not to be good.
November 7, 2007 at 2:59 am |
oh damn did i mention how much i loved your theme?
and that there could be a slight chance that i’d abscond with it?
’steal’ is such a harsh word.
November 7, 2007 at 3:07 am |
This theme rocks, Ms Rachael. You did not steal it, you were inspired, and you made it yours!
Cache is unbelievable. I wonder if stellar customer service is nationwide.
November 7, 2007 at 2:10 pm |
I have the same problem…But my show has prevented me to spend the money I would like to on the winter wardrobe this year so all I’ve bought are boots and some warm shoes to make it up. Hopefully I’ll sell some pictures and then I can get ready for a shopping spree. I can only dream.
And by the way…I think that I can fit the jewelry at Cache.
November 8, 2007 at 6:58 pm |
By any chance, are you having a yard sale of your size 0 and 2s? hmmm.
November 8, 2007 at 7:35 pm |
Yes, Jessie! But not a yard sale, it won’t be cheap but I’m reasonable.
I bought a rack to display all the clothes…I have like – maybe sixty or seventy things now? Also, I’m thinking of putting it up on eBay. Frankly, whatever is convenient..but lucrative.
Interested?
November 8, 2007 at 10:30 pm |
It was a bad choice of words. But yes, I am interested you have impeccable taste.
November 8, 2007 at 11:26 pm |
Thank you, Jessie. I’ll let you know how I decide to sell these~~~
November 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm |
Perhaps I can come to the sale too ? I promise to let Jessie have first choice.
November 14, 2007 at 9:56 pm |
Absolutely. But let me fix my hair first!