Male Tattoo Artist’s Fake Tits Explode

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Stiletto

What a boob.

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Lane Jensen, co-owner of Edmonton’s Dragon FX tattoo and piercing shop, thought it’d be a grand idea to give the thumbs up and allow his doctor friend to enhance his girl’s cleavage - not a real girl, mind you, but a cowgirl inked on the back of his calf some three years ago. Read more about it here.

It goes without saying, always be prepared for the repercussions of fucking with mother nature in such deviant ways.

To each their own, but come on, are we all not in collective agreement that this sort of self mutilation is a trifle silly, and perhaps even more curious and disconcerting than the anus tattoo below?

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10 Responses to “Male Tattoo Artist’s Fake Tits Explode”

  1. thejamminjabber, on February 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm Said:

    That is both awesome and ridiculous. Good thing my tattoo is on my penis, that way I have an excuse.

  2. thelizardking, on February 21st, 2008 at 6:10 pm Said:

    That tattoo looks suspiciously like artwork by Simon Bisley for his and Kevin Eastman’s silly Western comic, Fistful of Blood. If that’s the case, Jensen should have had the tits huge from the start, as the main character is udderly challenged.

    http://www.metaltv.com/images/full/fistfullofblood.jpg

  3. Stiletto, on February 22nd, 2008 at 3:42 pm Said:

    lol@ JJ -

    So are you implying that Jensen ripped it off from the comics, LK? I’ll have to further investigate.

  4. max, on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 am Said:

    Okay I am having trouble thinking of anything more revolting than a man’s calf with breast implants on it. Eeew.

  5. raincoaster, on February 26th, 2008 at 3:03 am Said:

    Those are gonna look really bad once they start to sag!

  6. Frontier Former Editor, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:00 am Said:

    I need a new optical prescription, but does that tattoo say “Beware of Jet Blast”?

  7. max, on February 26th, 2008 at 12:02 pm Said:

    Actually that tat says “Do Frontier Former Editor” but, sans the implant removal, it is easy to mistake a few fallen letters.

  8. Frontier Former Editor, on February 27th, 2008 at 12:23 am Said:

    As honored as I should be, I still remember enough from that civil engineering for planners course in grad school to know the difference between a recreational area and a toxic waste site . . . >B^D>

  9. Stiletto, on February 27th, 2008 at 2:57 pm Said:

    Man, you guys crack me up. But just for clarification, we talkin’ ’bout the leg, or the ass?

  10. Frontier Former Editor, on February 28th, 2008 at 12:00 am Said:

    Ass, I think. But on further examination (knew that photo interpretation course would come in handy), I think the rim says “Thrust Reverser”.

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