Meatwad the Hustler

A little birdie told me that Wad used to - get this - sell gear! I’m assuming the big Russians he used to hang with were his source. Now he’s just a user but apparently his connection is no more so he’s asking my friend to hook him up - not that he can - he’s gone clean.

I should have known that every time the Wad poked fun at people who juiced, he was really talking about himself. Self loathing bastard.