Marilyn Monroe’s Little Secret

Marilyn may have worn a size 12 dress but she jogged every morning and lifted free weights regularly before it came into vogue.

I Love Me Some Nikki Sixx!

Tonight - Barnes & Noble Georgetown - 7:30 p.m. - The Nikki Sixx book signing!!!!
So as fate would have it I missed Ron Paul last Thursday (Ken of Dangerous Playthings called and said - “Did you know Ron Paul is just down the road from you?” Too bad it was RSVP only, otherwise I [...]

Go Ahead Make My Day

Today I swung by Five Guys to pick up a double burger with the works and a huge side of super salty fries when the little Hispanic guy behind the counter said to me:
“Are you that actress from tv?”
I stared at him blankly and briefly considered putting a finger to my lips and whispering:
“Ssshh!”
Instead I [...]

You Are A Thoughtless Little Pig!

Guess who?
He is so troubled and in trouble.  Read more here.

Anna Nicole Judge Cited For Pot In Park

You know, I was really hoping it was the outlandish Judge Seidlin who was pinched with his dope on because that would almost certainly explain his bizarre antics in that spectacle of a courtroom he presided over.
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - A judge who had a secondary role in the recent Anna Nicole Smith proceedings was charged [...]

Ooops I Did It Again

I left town on one of those freaky and flimsy regional jets which is not good for those who suffer from claustrophobia (like me) but perfect if you don’t want to sit next to anyone because I got stuffed into the left side of the plane all by myself with no neighbors on my left [...]

Men Are Such Assholes

 
They come around with their sweet talk and buzz around like little horny bees trying to score some nectar.  A Secret Service guy I knew told me I had a “fuck face.”  (And he used to be a lover - big surprise that my taste in men hasn’t evolved much)!  Now, what the hell is that?  And, is that flattering or is [...]

Hollywood Madam Spills the Beans

Click pic for link!

“I have never heard of this woman and don’t know why she would accuse me of something like this,” Lasorda said in a statement issued by his attorney, Tony Capozzola. “But if she prints these lies, I intend to sue.”

Willis’ attorney, Marty Singer, said: “The story is a complete fabrication. (Willis) doesn’t [...]

Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?

I do and I don’t necessarily want to marry rich, either.  I want to be the one holding all the credit cards.
Why do I have this urge, this need, this longing?  It all started with the Saks catalogue I was flipping through late last night.  The dresses!  The shoes!  Those sickeningly thin models dripping with the jewels!  [...]

Live Feed of Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

For you poor saps who are stuck in a cubicle all day.
Live Feed Of ANS Hearing

Judge Seidlin, Your 15 Minutes Are Finito!

 
This judge is out of his f*cking mind and a disgrace to the bench!  He should be disbarred and stripped of his robe!  The way he pontificates ad nauseum in that Yankee accent as though he’s sittin’ on a porch kickin’ back with a glass of lemonade on a warm summer day while Anna Nicole’s rapidly deteriorating [...]

More Anna Nicole Wackiness - Stoned on Video!

 
From TMZ: (click picture for video)
A stunning video shows a barely functional Anna Nicole Smith, stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern rhapsodizes about how much money the clip will be worth.
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-month pregnant Smith, her face painted like [...]

It’s Always the Good Looking Ones

TMZ, my favorite gossip site, reports:
“CNN’s Anderson Cooper put himself on the auction block to benefit the Bailey House, which helps people with AIDS. A lunch date with the news anchor was sold to British bachelor Oliver Hicks for $21,000.”
You know AC’s sexual orientation has been under speculation for some time. I don’t think a date [...]

Britney Goes Bald

Click pic for story.
I’m way too sore to write this evening.  I think I’ll go rent a movie and booze it up as usual.  I should hit the shower because I smell pretty disgusting but sometimes I like to do the anti-glamour thing and grunge out.
I shouldn’t blog when drinking because I end up looking back [...]

Howard K. Stern the Jew

 
Looking at the search terms that help generate traffic to my site should elicit a few Beavis and Butthead-esque snickers.  Those endowed with a poor sense of humor would probably roll their eyes in disgust.  Aside from all the bonafide perverts out there  (swimsuit mishaps?  eating cooze?  huge pole grind against pole dancing) and those in dire need of an [...]

Anna Nicole…All Roads Lead to Howard K. Stern

All this speculation about Anna Nicole Smith, her death, her baby, her legacy, blah blah blah, is purely a waste of time.  Why not wait until the actual results come in before taking a stab at a somewhat educated guess?
But before I jump off the bandwagon and heed my own advice, let me say a [...]

I Love Rudy…Again

 
Well, I’ve got to confess…I was going to give Hillary my vote - just because of Bill (don’t hate me for my bias, he’s like a snake charmer) and she’d be the first lesbian Madam President but, BUT — I am really excited about Guiliani’s campaign!  I think he is exactly what this country needs  - an impassioned, articulate, [...]

I Love Rudy

 
Rudy may have my vote.  Why?  I’ll go into it later once I have my glass of red wine and feel the click. I’m fucking tired!  (I’ve really got to control my potty mouth)!  That one piece on Vegas took all day and I’m not even done!
But first, let me dispel these rumors in the [...]

What Happens in Vegas…

At least most of it anyway. I cannot reveal everything since I’ve sold out and allowed myself to be be censored but as soon as the Old Man and I split, I’ll spill all the very juicy details. It’s the sort of drama that hooks people on daytime tv. But for now, my lips are [...]

Anna Nicole Smith - Dead!

 
I interrupt the sequence of my vacation storytelling to inform you that Anna Nicole Smith just died!  Holy shit!  How sad!  How weird!  Is the family that cursed, or is someone conspiring to kill them off, one by one? 

Evil Dead: Ann Coulter

 
I watched Man Ann Coulter exchange a few words with that ol’ leprechaun Bill O’Reilly on television for the first time ever and have come to the conclusion that she is the most annoying woman on our planet.  Her face is so gaunt that she’s beginning to look like John Kerry’s twin.  Isn’t she the one who said nobody in America [...]

She’s Got Muscles

Here is a picture of beautiful fitness model Jelena Abbou.  And that is how I aspire to look by next year.  Both her face and physique are gorgeous.

A Weekend of Arnold

I’m going to the Arnold Classic!  Yay!
I even bought a VIP ticket.  What does that mean?  According to the website (I highlighted the events that I’m looking most forward to):
2007 will be fantastic! We will present the greatest Arnold Classic Fitness Weekend ever. We now have 36 sports and events — 15 of them Olympic [...]

Angelina is Following Me

Angelina and Brad Buy A Home in New Orleans
Why is Angelina one upping me again?
Before Hurricane Katrina, I toyed with the idea of moving to New Orleans.  I really love that city - it’s got my heart and soul.  I relate to southern culture very well.  I grew up on the Gulf Coast and my family has roots in [...]

My Playboy Rejection Letter

I’ve always suspected Hugh Hefner of being a homo.  The interview below validates my belief.  You can’t blame him for turning gay, that is, if he wasn’t already a hanger in the closet.  The ample supply of nubile girls frolicking about his elderly feet must be overwhelming.  What mere mortal wouldn’t suffocate among the bounteous abundance of bouncing bosoms and bold blondage? It’s like [...]

A Look Inside the Hef Machine

Jill Ann Spaulding
Tells What Really Happened In Hef’s Bedroom
Interview by Chauncé Hayden* [of Steppin' Out Magazine]
  photos by: Matthew Philips & George Bogart
  pink hat photo: hat design by: Ivy Supersonic / photo by: Donald Bowers

It’s been a fascination for decades. What really goes on inside the very private and privileged walls of the Playboy Mansion, particularly [...]

A Sliver of Gossip

During my last two days of quiet desperation, I uncorked a 2003 Château Mongravey Margaux Cru Bourgeois and shared it with a friend of mine, a financier from London.  I decided it was time to be festive, even if it was three o’clock in the afternoon.  A departure from the norm, I suppose, as I don’t drink before five [...]

He Wants To See Bush

My boyfriend is leaving me behind flying out again on Thursday - surprise! - to attend his niece’s wedding in Florida. Tomorrow we’re eating dinner at Ted’s Grill, where I will try buffalo steak for the very first time. It’s healthier than beef and a great source of protein for bodybuilders. He insists we have [...]

Blood, Sweat, Tears, and then some…

I stormed into the gym today, high on adrenaline and carbed up on rice, eager to tackle routine number four - arms and chest.  It’s been two long weeks since I’ve touched a weight and I am ready to play with some iron.
“Screw the chest,” says “P”, my trainer, sneaking up behind me.  “Let’s do some legs instead.”
“Legs?  But it’s [...]

Sandwiched Between Two Blondes

I found this picture in my yahoo box.  My friend - Mr. Baseball - sent it to me a while back.
Just a little “here is what you are missing” jab for not tripping over myself to catch the next train to New York to visit him.  [Sigh] Maybe I am missing a good thing. 
Why is he [...]