Hate is Not A Family Value

As you know the Old Man is a die hard Republican. This means I have to order not one but two copies of The Reagan Diaries - one for Father’s Day and the other for him as a belated birthday gift. Some might see this as a waste of $40 but I confess [...]

Guns Are For Pussies

 
Wouldn’t it be something if America pimped out and hailed the virtues of the long lost art of sword fighting?  No longer would you be subject to wannabe gang bangers bustin’ out lurid lyrics on their most recent gunfire exchange because a drug deal went south or some rival gang member crossed over into enemy territory [...]

VA Tech Massacre and the Blame Game

Now is not the time to point the finger.
I found this excellent editorial that sums up exactly the way I feel about the Virginia Tech massacre.
Lay blame on Cho, not Tech leaders
The Virginian-Pilot
© April 18, 2007
The fact that grieving parents and frightened students are already demanding resignations from Virginia Tech President Charles [...]

15,000 Philandering Souls Squirming in Washington

Washington divorce lawyers are licking their chops and gearing up for battle. The “Beltway Madam” - Deborah J. Palfrey aka “Julia” - has sold the phone numbers of her clients to a reputable news organization. In another brilliant move, Ms. Palfrey has filed a countersuit for a breach of contract against an employee who claimed [...]

Live Feed of Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

For you poor saps who are stuck in a cubicle all day.
Live Feed Of ANS Hearing

Judge Seidlin, Your 15 Minutes Are Finito!

 
This judge is out of his f*cking mind and a disgrace to the bench!  He should be disbarred and stripped of his robe!  The way he pontificates ad nauseum in that Yankee accent as though he’s sittin’ on a porch kickin’ back with a glass of lemonade on a warm summer day while Anna Nicole’s rapidly deteriorating [...]

More Anna Nicole Wackiness - Stoned on Video!

 
From TMZ: (click picture for video)
A stunning video shows a barely functional Anna Nicole Smith, stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern rhapsodizes about how much money the clip will be worth.
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-month pregnant Smith, her face painted like [...]

Cabbie Runs Down Students

 
Religious Argument Leaves One Hospitalized
POSTED: 5:01 pm CST February 18, 2007
UPDATED: 7:12 pm CST February 18, 2007

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A local cab driver allegedly tried to run over two customers after a fight over religion became heated. The incident happened early Sunday morning on the Vanderbilt campus and left one man hospitalized and a cab [...]

It’s Always the Good Looking Ones

TMZ, my favorite gossip site, reports:
“CNN’s Anderson Cooper put himself on the auction block to benefit the Bailey House, which helps people with AIDS. A lunch date with the news anchor was sold to British bachelor Oliver Hicks for $21,000.”
You know AC’s sexual orientation has been under speculation for some time. I don’t think a date [...]

My Favorite Bush Quote

 
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —President George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
You know, honestly, I don’t think Bush is that bad of a guy.  I mean, I think he’d be great to [...]

Bush Said It Best

In his own charming way. 
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” 
Oh no, here we go again!
U.S. puts squeeze on 3 Iranian firms

By JEANNINE AVERSA, AP Economics Writer [...]

Howard K. Stern the Jew

 
Looking at the search terms that help generate traffic to my site should elicit a few Beavis and Butthead-esque snickers.  Those endowed with a poor sense of humor would probably roll their eyes in disgust.  Aside from all the bonafide perverts out there  (swimsuit mishaps?  eating cooze?  huge pole grind against pole dancing) and those in dire need of an [...]

I Love Rudy…Again

 
Well, I’ve got to confess…I was going to give Hillary my vote - just because of Bill (don’t hate me for my bias, he’s like a snake charmer) and she’d be the first lesbian Madam President but, BUT — I am really excited about Guiliani’s campaign!  I think he is exactly what this country needs  - an impassioned, articulate, [...]

I Love Rudy

 
Rudy may have my vote.  Why?  I’ll go into it later once I have my glass of red wine and feel the click. I’m fucking tired!  (I’ve really got to control my potty mouth)!  That one piece on Vegas took all day and I’m not even done!
But first, let me dispel these rumors in the [...]

Evil Dead: Ann Coulter

 
I watched Man Ann Coulter exchange a few words with that ol’ leprechaun Bill O’Reilly on television for the first time ever and have come to the conclusion that she is the most annoying woman on our planet.  Her face is so gaunt that she’s beginning to look like John Kerry’s twin.  Isn’t she the one who said nobody in America [...]

Gettin’ Spanked

 
Another incredible work out today!  But I’m a little ticked at my trainer.  Why?
He called me an airhead but not in a friendly way (is there ever a nice way to call someone stupid?) and I was quite offended.  Hurt actually.  STUNG.  I put the wrong weight on my side of the bar and he [...]

Yale Students Gut Papayas

 
I’m pro-fruit, damn it! 
From Dawn Eden
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Yale ‘Roe vs. Wade Week’ teaches non-medical students how to make a baby go (Whiffen)poof
Good morning! I’m exhausted after taking two trains and a cab back from New Haven, so I’ll leave it to Stephen of For God, for Country, and for Yale to offer details [...]

Things that Should Be Banished

Taxes.  I hate them.  Do you know what a Democrat is?  Someone who has never had to pay their own taxes (just kidding, Dems, har har).
The Speed Limit.  WTF?  Just do away with it on the highways.  Utterly ridiculous.  If you don’t know how to drive then you shouldn’t be driving.  I’ve got the need for [...]

The Plight of the Polar Bear?

[Ok, what is more detrimental to one's creative process than having your computer freeze during a crucial moment such as blogging? Besides children and nagging spouses? Let's start this over again].
Not my usual subject of rambling but my friend’s dad brought this to my attention one brisk afternoon as I dropped off a camera I had [...]

Salve for the Masses

Black lawmakers seek Virginia apology for slavery
A proposed state apology for African enslavement would set a national example of racial reconciliation, said a group of black Virginia lawmakers who introduced the legislation Wednesday.
The joint resolution urges that Virginia ‘acknowledges and atones for its pivotal role in slavery’ and work to reconcile ‘centuries of brutal dehumanization [...]

He Wants To See Bush

My boyfriend is leaving me behind flying out again on Thursday - surprise! - to attend his niece’s wedding in Florida. Tomorrow we’re eating dinner at Ted’s Grill, where I will try buffalo steak for the very first time. It’s healthier than beef and a great source of protein for bodybuilders. He insists we have [...]

Coffee with Gabby

Sometimes I cheat on my local Starbucks and drive to Gabby’s coffee shop.  I hesitate to go there regularly because, while Gabby makes the best damn coffee in the area, his wife’s barista skills aren’t up to par.  Short of sending an anonymous letter telling him that he should school her, I do a drive [...]