With Christians Like These…

Pastor Fred Phelps of the notorious moral terrorist organization Westboro Baptist Church is the evil force behind www.godhatesfags.com and he and his gay bashing flock have added another name to their agenda of hate - no, not another dead US soldier - this time it’s actor Heath Ledger, who met an untimely and [...]

Post Thanksgiving Miscellany

Dear Diary:
My brother got fired from his job. Again. I don’t know how he plans on supporting himself. I called our mutual friend “F” and found out that he’s still using. What the fuck? Maybe now that he’s out of work he can check into rehab. But who’s going [...]

Too Young To Die

The Old Man has to go to a funeral this week. The “almost legal” daughter of a professional acquaintance of his offed herself in a manner which meant serious business. Besides her relatively young age and the nature of her death I find also it disconcerting that not too long ago today I [...]

In Dreams - The Teutonic Plague

“Let’s have sex!” I insisted as my date’s cheeks huffed and puffed with the indignation of a man who’d been wronged one too many times. We had sought refuge in the deep spook of forest so we could each examine each other’s taste - in music, that is - but instead we [...]

Suffer the Children

It’s written in the stars. It’s a bad week for children. Today at Office Depot the staff locked down the doors because someone lost their child - a little Asian girl - and the guy closing down the front let it slip that he thought she got kidnapped so they were in the process [...]

The Greatest Monologue in Cinema History?

Max says so and she is the expert. Of course it’s all subjective. I haven’t watched Jaws in ages.

It is very chilling.

Body Believed to be Missing NE Patriots’ Player

Not the sort of shit I want to read about before I jet ski in the Bahamas this weekend. I don’t understand - why weren’t these people wearing life jackets? A drowning is always sad to me especially when it can be so easily prevented.
State official: Patriots’ Marquise Hill’s body found
NEW ORLEANS [...]

Natalee Holloway

This is creepy and insane but several months back I had a daydream that Natalee Holloway’s body is in a cave in Aruba. It is decomposing in [what should be] a cordoned off section of tunnel or perhaps a drop. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was cut up into pieces but I [...]

Guns Are For Pussies

 
Wouldn’t it be something if America pimped out and hailed the virtues of the long lost art of sword fighting?  No longer would you be subject to wannabe gang bangers bustin’ out lurid lyrics on their most recent gunfire exchange because a drug deal went south or some rival gang member crossed over into enemy territory [...]

VA Tech Massacre and the Blame Game

Now is not the time to point the finger.
I found this excellent editorial that sums up exactly the way I feel about the Virginia Tech massacre.
Lay blame on Cho, not Tech leaders
The Virginian-Pilot
© April 18, 2007
The fact that grieving parents and frightened students are already demanding resignations from Virginia Tech President Charles [...]

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

 
Oh my god, I just dreamt that I stabbed Joan Crawford to death with a very long knife.  It took three f-in’ times to kill the bitch!  What I mean is, I dreamt the same scenario THREE TIMES IN A ROW. 
How did I go from an LA film audition to ending with wiping blood off a [...]

Dog Pounds Woman, Saves Life

Owner Says Dog Did Heimlich To Save Her
Golden Retriever Apparently Saves Choking Owner !

CALVERT, Md. — The owner of a 2-year-old golden retriever said her dog saved her life when she choked on a piece of fruit.
Debbie Parkhurst, 45, said she was eating an apple Friday when it lodged in her throat. After trying to [...]

My First Rock You! Slide Show

So it’s a wee bit creepy.   I’ve got PMS.
| View Show | Create Your Own
Do you recognize all the faces?

Little Shop of Horrors

The distortion of the twisted mind lives forever in art.  If, like me, you are always searching for the right piece but have a taste for the peculiar and sensational, then look no further.   Nothing kicks off a house party or leaves your guests more spellbound (even long after you’ve fucked up the souffle or unless you’ve killed them all with [...]

The CSI Effect

 
This is pretty cool.  See how well you’d do as a crime scene investigator by taking both these “challenges.”  Brought to you by bestselling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell.
Yes!  I want to take  The Forensic Challenge you fucking bitch in heels!
Warning:  Turn down your speakers if you don’t be want to be startled!

Live Feed of Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

For you poor saps who are stuck in a cubicle all day.
Live Feed Of ANS Hearing

Judge Seidlin, Your 15 Minutes Are Finito!

 
This judge is out of his f*cking mind and a disgrace to the bench!  He should be disbarred and stripped of his robe!  The way he pontificates ad nauseum in that Yankee accent as though he’s sittin’ on a porch kickin’ back with a glass of lemonade on a warm summer day while Anna Nicole’s rapidly deteriorating [...]

More Anna Nicole Wackiness - Stoned on Video!

 
From TMZ: (click picture for video)
A stunning video shows a barely functional Anna Nicole Smith, stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern rhapsodizes about how much money the clip will be worth.
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-month pregnant Smith, her face painted like [...]

Anna Nicole…All Roads Lead to Howard K. Stern

All this speculation about Anna Nicole Smith, her death, her baby, her legacy, blah blah blah, is purely a waste of time.  Why not wait until the actual results come in before taking a stab at a somewhat educated guess?
But before I jump off the bandwagon and heed my own advice, let me say a [...]

Anna Nicole Smith - Dead!

 
I interrupt the sequence of my vacation storytelling to inform you that Anna Nicole Smith just died!  Holy shit!  How sad!  How weird!  Is the family that cursed, or is someone conspiring to kill them off, one by one? 

Frankie You Monster You

I am feeling slighty guilty, although I owe him nothing.
I must frustrate the hell out of Aston Martin. I don’t want to rush things, so why do I feel as though I should have slept with him by now?  Is it the five hundred dollar bottle of wine he bought at dinner?  Or perhaps because he rearranged his weekend [...]