Out of the Closet

It’s a clothing sale!
I’m sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m cleanin’ out my closet.[Eminem]

Actually, mother, the clothes you buy me are so inconsiderate and thoughtless that I just chucked that shit in the Salvation Army dumpster and the dumpster threw it back up.  Mother, guess what?  [...]

Tag, I’m It

Max, I am going to grab you by the ankles, turn you upside down and dip your head in…in…oh, I don’t know…dark red henna.  But Celluloid Cherry sounds like an adult film star name spawned by some crazy net generator and one quality that cannot be attributed to you is bad taste.
So I’ve been tagged by Max [...]

Let the Frothy Games Begin

More ways to kill time at work my lovely little cubicle rats. Unleash the beast that is your stream of consciousness, all fatuous dreams of songwriting stardom can be reconciled here. Bong hit optional.
My first brilliant piece of lyric:
“You are a ho.”
Ouch! I got lectured for not using enough words? Um, [...]

Hollywood Madam Spills the Beans

Click pic for link!

“I have never heard of this woman and don’t know why she would accuse me of something like this,” Lasorda said in a statement issued by his attorney, Tony Capozzola. “But if she prints these lies, I intend to sue.”

Willis’ attorney, Marty Singer, said: “The story is a complete fabrication. (Willis) doesn’t [...]

The CSI Effect

 
This is pretty cool.  See how well you’d do as a crime scene investigator by taking both these “challenges.”  Brought to you by bestselling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell.
Yes!  I want to take  The Forensic Challenge you fucking bitch in heels!
Warning:  Turn down your speakers if you don’t be want to be startled!

Live Feed of Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

For you poor saps who are stuck in a cubicle all day.
Live Feed Of ANS Hearing

Howard K. Stern the Jew

 
Looking at the search terms that help generate traffic to my site should elicit a few Beavis and Butthead-esque snickers.  Those endowed with a poor sense of humor would probably roll their eyes in disgust.  Aside from all the bonafide perverts out there  (swimsuit mishaps?  eating cooze?  huge pole grind against pole dancing) and those in dire need of an [...]

The Order of Hate

View Poll Results: Worst neighbors were?

Black

377
68.67%

Asian

55
10.02%

American Indian

43
7.83%

Muslim

131
23.86%

Mexican/South American

177
32.24%

Indian

67
12.20%

Jewish

92
16.76%

Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 549. You may not vote on this poll

American Indians score the lowest but there’s not many of them around, are there?  Apparently, Asians and Jews are tolerable compared to blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, and Jews.
The ones who threw some hate our way complained about our “loud obnoxious [...]

The Future of White Power

Here is a picture of lv 2 hate’s three year old son:

“No, daddy, no!  Tell Uncle Adolph to keep that needle away!”
Taken from Stormfront, the largest white trash nationalist forum.

Biting the Hand That Feeds You

I’ve got to be honest here - I don’t think I like this WordPress theme by Chris Pearson.  I don’t think I like any of them.  They’re quite inferior compared to Blogger and Typepad. 
I only use WordPress for it’s password protection option.  And that’s it.
Let’s go over what I consider “the perfect theme.”  Hey, WordPress, are you [...]

White Power!

Stormfront is the largest white supremacist forum online. According to my DNA results, not only am I half Asian but I’ve got Italian and North African ancestry too, so my whiteness is even more tainted, which makes me a perfect target for racist groups.
Even if Stormfront is full of haters, I believe everyone is [...]

And the Search Goes on #2

Search Terms for 7 days ending 2007-01-08
Today
Search Views
bitches in stilettos 2
women needy weak men 1
dr. 90210 robert and hayley rey divorcin 1
grim repo 1
hillbilly heaven 1
eurasian baby 1
\”first penis I ever\” 1
libra men cannot be emotionally availabl 1 (ain’t that the truth)
2007-01-06
Search Views
dna tribes results italian 4
wordpress eatmy stiletto 2
robert and hayley rey divorce 2
put another one the juke box baby 1
hayley rey age 1
mistress tabetha snow 1
2007-01-05
Search Views
wordpress eatmy stiletto 5
my [...]

I Had Lust in My Heart #2

A week after my month long sordid affair came to a conclusion, I received an email from an officer in the Air Force. It read: I’m sure you’ve found someone by now but you intrigue me. May we meet?
Sure, I replied, but first, send me a photo. I had pretty much gotten my jollies and [...]

I Had Lust in My Heart

I’m crying because it’s an unseasonably 66 degrees in Washington and I am bored. As pathetic as it sounds, I am co-dependent today, longing for my boyfriend to come over and spend the day with me. I feel like a child who is begging for the attention of a father too wrapped up in his [...]

And The Search Goes On #1

Every Sunday I’ll be posting the end of the week’s search terms. Some are a little disturbing but amusing nonetheless. I’ll be highlighting my favorites, too.

Search Terms for 7 days ending 2006-12-31
Today
Search Views
eatmyfuckingstilettos 2
bumluck models double 1
ah jizz movies 1
husbands eat my shit please 1
Yesterday
Search Views
stilettos and bitches 1
uncle k 1
bumfucked women 1
relationships gone south [...]