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Dirty Sexy Hot Tub Saturday

Caution - Obnoxious hot tub antics - silly spectacles - and nudity ahead. But not of me lol

Wine Me Dine Me Love Me

Dear Diary: 
Hair is green no more.
I am happy again.
Went and bought this -

Tonight I will eat well. Drink alcohol. Screw the man I love.
Wine me, dine me, love me. See - I’m really not that hard to please.  Don’t listen to the rumors.
Life is good again.

Salute Me, Baby!

Happy Halloween!
I’m not going out tonight and my costume refuses to sit below my ass so I leave you with this picture of when it did fit…be safe, play nice, and rot your teeth out! Don’t get into any silly scraps, either!
Warning: Sexy cheesecake shots below!

Sugar Soothes the Savage Beast

I’m an alcoholic.
It’s not because of the amount of booze I drink.
It’s because of all the sugar I consume.
Back when I was fourteen and forced to endure a daily dose of dreadfully boring rehab mandated AA Meetings to remedy my moral failings (and aside from always looking like an overly dolled up and underaged [...]

SuicideGirls Revisited

At some point I have to print sign and fax my paperwork before SuicideGirls decides to terminate my status as a model! I’m not sure if posing for them is a smart move especially since my trainer/coach/mentor/friend shot me a very disapproving look when I revealed to him that yours truly has been [...]

2007 Olympia Slide

There are some mistakes on this slide show that for some reason refuse to correct. Enjoy anyway!
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I Love Me Some Nikki Sixx!

Tonight - Barnes & Noble Georgetown - 7:30 p.m. - The Nikki Sixx book signing!!!!
So as fate would have it I missed Ron Paul last Thursday (Ken of Dangerous Playthings called and said - “Did you know Ron Paul is just down the road from you?” Too bad it was RSVP only, otherwise I [...]

Flag Captured in Baghdad

This is an authentic Iraqi 2d Special Republican Guard Flag captured in Baghdad that I am holding in my hands. An Army Ranger friend of mine brought this back some years ago and thought it would make a fine birthday gift - for moi, of course. One of my most cherished [...]

In Dreams - The Teutonic Plague

“Let’s have sex!” I insisted as my date’s cheeks huffed and puffed with the indignation of a man who’d been wronged one too many times. We had sought refuge in the deep spook of forest so we could each examine each other’s taste - in music, that is - but instead we [...]

Million Calorie Weekend

I was bad this weekend.

My favorite beer -0- Witterkerke at the Belga Cafe -0- and for him a dark yummy premium Raspberry.

Honest to God the best chocolate cake I have ever had. So fresh you can taste the eggs. From Willow.

Am I going to fit in all three of my new bikinis this [...]

I Am Weak For You Nicole

I leg pressed my first 300 lbs on Tuesday (four sets thank you) and I’m thinking of some reason, any reason, to justify spending what I spent at the Nicole Miller boutique yesterday afternoon. It’s not my fault, really, the pre rush hour traffic was atrocious and I had to flip a bitch to [...]

Take Your Wife, Please!

“Stiletto, how would you like to go to a Wizards game - my VIP tickets entitle us to the pre game cocktail party. What do you think? It’ll be a hell of a good time.”
I arch my eyebrows in amusement. Today out of all days was not the day to play around. [...]

They Call the Rising Sun

The universe has an extremely twisted sense of humor.
Just remember that.
Premonitions are a funny thing. They never really tell you what you need to know, instead they fill your head with silly and trivial facts.

Alpha Male Returned

Speaking of men and guns, that SWAT guy I was lusting over in 2007 January is now single and available.
According to “P,” my personal trainer (and direct line to gossip adrift in the gym), that idiotic ex girlfriend of his now has her eye on a really good looking surgeon from Iowa with [...]

My Inner Fashionista Loves A Good Bargain

I don’t know if this is over indulgent or what but I just came back from TJ Maxx and brought home twelve to die for blouses, one black sweatsuit, a pair of grey slacks and a glass sculpture of a woman’s torso.  I am not sure if I saved a significant amount of money because I [...]

On Your Mark, Get Set, Lube

If there is one hallmark of virtue I can proudly claim it’s my steadfast refusal to kiss ass even under the most advantageous of circumstances. So when my dear personal trainer suggested that I slather resident asshole [and the new manager of our gym] with an effusive buttering up of his ‘roidally injected buns, I [...]

Give Me A New Pair, Please

Something is wrong with my eyes. Something has been festering on my eyelids since LAST SUMMER - right before I took my nephew to San Francisco for a sweet little summer vacation. Can you believe how f-ing lazy I am? I WAITED UNTIL LATE FALL to even get my ass to the dermatologist! She prescribed [...]

My Adult Movie Debut

Hi everyone! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHOCKING NEWS? I guess I shouldn’t let the cat out of the bag just yet but why wait? I have just wrapped up filiming with the hot and handsome six foot five Rocco Siffredi lookalike Dick O. Steele in a gritty section of downtown Philadelphia. Whew! What a [...]

Out of the Closet

It’s a clothing sale!
I’m sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I’m cleanin’ out my closet.[Eminem]

Actually, mother, the clothes you buy me are so inconsiderate and thoughtless that I just chucked that shit in the Salvation Army dumpster and the dumpster threw it back up.  Mother, guess what?  [...]

The Bikini Post

Be back in a few days.  I got shit to do!
I leave you with January 2007’s progress. 

The Plebian Life

 I am dying to write today and blog surf and reply to everyone’s comments but I have to get on my hands and knees and scrub dirty toilets and spray that noxious stuff called Tilex to combat the mildew in the tubs.  I have to rip the sheets off the bed and wash them in Downey because it reminds me [...]

Eighty One Percent Fortified With Slut

That’s it? I actually feel this overwhelming sense of disappointment.  I thought I had the market cornered on this one.  Is it because I answered no to buying used sex toys? Come on, guys, that is just gross!

Gee, Do You Think?

You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)and an…
Economic Conservative
(60% permissive)You are best described as a:Libertarian

Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Don’t Let the Door Hit You From Behind

Uncle K called last night while I was drinking wine and vodka. I had just gotten back from hanging out with the front desk girl and and this sophisticated yokel from Texas who happened to stop by while I was sticking Chinese dumplings in my mouth and covertly sipping raspberry flavored vodka from a [...]

Dangerous Liaisons

I am ashamed to say “his” name or refer to him by the less than subtle nickname that I tend to ascribe to those I gossip about but I can’t stop thinking about him. We have been corresponding like crazy - text messages, IM, emails, all the usual methods of modern communication - and [...]

Congratulations to Me!

So much to do, so little time!  Maybe it’s premature to say this but - congratulate me! I’m about to start my own business!  I’m in the process of renting out a section of office space located in a gorgeous Penthouse suite out west (think clear air and X-games) and I am so thrilled!  But [...]

What’s Behind Door Number Three

The beautifully brilliant and sharp witted Celluloid Blonde is over in her home away from home (or is that home within a home?) right now and right here and she is talking about cute neighbor guys.  She is crossing her fingers and wishing on a star that some hot stud will move into the vacant apartment near hers which is not [...]

Five Diamonds My Ass

Last night my girlfriend Kiki called and told me to meet her and her new boyfriend at some place down the street from my apartment I never even heard of but was sort of eager to check out now that they mentioned it. I’m so out of the loop, I guess I’m not that cool [...]

“Well, Hello Charlie!”

We are casting print models for Federal Housing Administration. All ages (18 & up), all sexes, all races. Shoot dates between March 1 and 20, 2007.
Please follow the these instructions exactly or we will not be able to accept your submission:
Email 3 recent photos of you by yourself (jpg files less than 1MB in size) [...]