The Crass Texas Lobbyist

Deary Diary:
This big gun from Texas cruises MySpace for young ass - ok - so I’m [almost] long past my twenties but come on now - I can still hang with the best of ‘em - and God strike me now if I’m lying but I just got some weird MediSpa microscopic skin probe done [...]

Almost Perfect

I’ve always felt a strong attraction to John Cassavetes’ actor character from Rosemary’s Baby. Dark and handsome, confident and creative and outgoing; not to mention duly attentive to his woman’s needs, he very much reminds me of the Old Man. He represents the sort of man I fancy marrying one [...]

Now I’m Really Hungry

Can I get a resounding DAYUM!
Honestly, I was not intentionally cruising the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist again (slut! whore! jezebel! I know, I know!). I was actually reading something else when - ok, damn it! I did click on it but when I tried to restrain my hand it slapped [...]

Craggy Range Vineyards Wine & Dinner Feast

[Warning: The objects in this picture appear to be much larger than they really are]!
Screenwriters, Olympians, legendary restaurateurs, rock stars, and a close one with a Presidential candidate. And now - a kiwi winemaker! No, I’m not talking about some sordid little black book - rather my last two weeks at what I [...]

2007 Olympia Slide

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I Love Me Some Nikki Sixx!

Tonight - Barnes & Noble Georgetown - 7:30 p.m. - The Nikki Sixx book signing!!!!
So as fate would have it I missed Ron Paul last Thursday (Ken of Dangerous Playthings called and said - “Did you know Ron Paul is just down the road from you?” Too bad it was RSVP only, otherwise I [...]

Not So Finger Lickin’ Nice

The founder of this very famous chain of spicy fried chicken joints and his personal trainer invited me to join them in one of the seven VIP lofts overlooking the dance floor at Vegas’ number one famed hotspot LAX (where opening night was hosted by this overly toasted pop tart. Lured by the [...]

Lupus Magnificent

I have one word and one word only:
Dennis Wolf.
So I was wrong.  Make that two words.
Google him. Or check him out below -

I have never seen a more gorgeous man in my life (well, except my boyfriend :)) - the Teutonic God sports a gorgeous and aesthetically titillating shoulder to waist ratio that is [...]

The Freaks Who Roam MySpace

I dug this up from the archives of The Washington Post (dated July 4, 2006) -
The wildly popular online social networking phenomenon dominated by the Web site MySpace.com has a little-noticed underside: a subculture of users who gather in “groups” — or message boards — expressly [...]

For Jennifer

Jennifer wants to start working out so I found the perfect video to inspire motivation.
She can thank me later.  I just wish they would have focused more on the hamstring stretches.
I wonder if AJ Valliant puts out these moves…

In Dreams - The Teutonic Plague

“Let’s have sex!” I insisted as my date’s cheeks huffed and puffed with the indignation of a man who’d been wronged one too many times. We had sought refuge in the deep spook of forest so we could each examine each other’s taste - in music, that is - but instead we [...]

The New Guy at the Gym II

Well, new to me as I’ve never seen him before.
Really hot. Older Gorgeous salt and pepper hair. Built like a brick shithouse. I mean this guy has the physique of a god! Drives a $250,000 Mercedes but doesn’t put on airs. In fact, his company shirt reads *&* [...]

Paramours of Satan

There’s a certain level of angst for a universally attractive woman. More so if she is sexual by nature and uses it as a bargaining chip to secure men for her own needs. The rest of the population would collectively surmise that she is either dumb as a rock or a natural born predator. [...]

The Greatest Monologue in Cinema History?

Max says so and she is the expert. Of course it’s all subjective. I haven’t watched Jaws in ages.

It is very chilling.

Million Calorie Weekend

I was bad this weekend.

My favorite beer -0- Witterkerke at the Belga Cafe -0- and for him a dark yummy premium Raspberry.

Honest to God the best chocolate cake I have ever had. So fresh you can taste the eggs. From Willow.

Am I going to fit in all three of my new bikinis this [...]

Hate is Not A Family Value

As you know the Old Man is a die hard Republican. This means I have to order not one but two copies of The Reagan Diaries - one for Father’s Day and the other for him as a belated birthday gift. Some might see this as a waste of $40 but I confess [...]

Caribbean Bound

I’ve decided I’m going to fly down to the Bahamas for Memorial Day weekend where the 27th annual American Dream Calendar Girl Summer Nationals will be held. I did it last year and had one hell of a jolly good time and I suppose I ought to make it my own personal tradition and [...]

Revel In Your Divine Whore, Married Women!

Ladies!
Don’t want to find your dearly beloved husband’s work or personal number in some sensationally publicized forty-six pounds of cell phone records that happens to belong to the Beltway Madam or one of similar repute (or any Madam, for that matter)? Are you upset and frustrated when he neglects the garbage or he won’t scrub [...]

Car/10 Personality/0

Dear Stiletto:
I don’t know what came over me. Here is a picture of my new car. Do you want to take a ride???

Dear Dickless in Maryland:

Take Your Wife, Please!

“Stiletto, how would you like to go to a Wizards game - my VIP tickets entitle us to the pre game cocktail party. What do you think? It’ll be a hell of a good time.”
I arch my eyebrows in amusement. Today out of all days was not the day to play around. [...]

If You Want To Earn Your Man

You’ve got to learn your man!
“…her vagina is cold, she’s laying in bed at night playing with toys. Or she’s got a man beside her, he’s a good provider but he’s not hitting the walls and working the middle like that daaawg that she havin’ that sneaky sex with…”
I couldn’t resist lifting this little gem of a [...]

For the Feminine Persuasion

Tough guy
You scored 60% masculine, 64% athletic, 9% exotic, and 43% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn’t what you might bring home to mom but I don’t think it really matters - he’s hot! Someone like…..Vin Diesel. But let’s [...]

Tag, I’m It

Max, I am going to grab you by the ankles, turn you upside down and dip your head in…in…oh, I don’t know…dark red henna.  But Celluloid Cherry sounds like an adult film star name spawned by some crazy net generator and one quality that cannot be attributed to you is bad taste.
So I’ve been tagged by Max [...]

Let’s Play Doctor

This…I am one hundred percent certain I am going to barf up my dinner because for all my bitching about having to clean the apartment tonight I ended up eating Lebanese and drinking four glasses of wine and learning Arabic and that means the toilet is still dirty and I can spew all over it. 
This…this is so… wrong!
Warning:  [...]

Is That A Fleshlight In Your Pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

As I eagerly await Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report, I bring you this.
WARNING: GRAPHIC LINK

Don’t Let the Door Hit You From Behind

Uncle K called last night while I was drinking wine and vodka. I had just gotten back from hanging out with the front desk girl and and this sophisticated yokel from Texas who happened to stop by while I was sticking Chinese dumplings in my mouth and covertly sipping raspberry flavored vodka from a [...]

Dangerous Liaisons

I am ashamed to say “his” name or refer to him by the less than subtle nickname that I tend to ascribe to those I gossip about but I can’t stop thinking about him. We have been corresponding like crazy - text messages, IM, emails, all the usual methods of modern communication - and [...]

What’s Behind Door Number Three

The beautifully brilliant and sharp witted Celluloid Blonde is over in her home away from home (or is that home within a home?) right now and right here and she is talking about cute neighbor guys.  She is crossing her fingers and wishing on a star that some hot stud will move into the vacant apartment near hers which is not [...]

Stalker in the Making

 
My late afternoon gym session wraps up with me sitting in my trainer’s office and perusing through the numerous muscle mags his best friend had dropped off earlier.  And somehow the convo that has revolved around Jay Cutler and various other Mr. Olympias casually segues into whining about how hard it is to find a good man to date and intelligently separating them [...]

So He Does Do That Thing

Ashton, oh, sweet Ashton! He sent me a text message around one a.m. - to some, a disrespectful gesture, at least my mother would say, but give the kid a break - he is just a kid, after all. So what if it’s a booty call, you can’t blame a guy for trying.
girl. i know [...]