Daniel Butler & Catherine Connolly on Cunt Hunt: US Attorneys Want To Finger Women

The national cunt hunt is on.
[I emerged from bed, disgusted, and wondering whether I should make like a Hollywood celebrity and threaten to give up my US citizenship. Not that it would garner much press but that's not the point.]
US Attorneys Daniel Butler and Catherine Connolly are aiming for a public fisting fingering of [...]

With Christians Like These…

Pastor Fred Phelps of the notorious moral terrorist organization Westboro Baptist Church is the evil force behind www.godhatesfags.com and he and his gay bashing flock have added another name to their agenda of hate - no, not another dead US soldier - this time it’s actor Heath Ledger, who met an untimely and [...]

The Crass Texas Lobbyist

Deary Diary:
This big gun from Texas cruises MySpace for young ass - ok - so I’m [almost] long past my twenties but come on now - I can still hang with the best of ‘em - and God strike me now if I’m lying but I just got some weird MediSpa microscopic skin probe done [...]

Dave “Douchebag” Albo - A F#@%ing Piece of Road Kill!

Got your attention now?  Good.  I’m a bit hungover with as little as five hours of sleep under my belt so I’m not feeling real subtle at this moment as indicated by these alternate titles swirling through my mind Dirk Diggler style:   “Virginia Drivers Getting Raped and Fucked in the Ass By Republican Delegate,” or maybe, “Republican Delegate [...]

Is Fidel Castro Dead?

Talk about a coup de scoop - considering it’s coming from Perez Hilton - of all people!  He better hope his sources are accurate because he will be labeled as a complete fraud once this radical claim is internationally exposed as a complete fabrication or just flat out bogus!
In fact I’ve been flipping through the usual suspects - [...]

Flag Captured in Baghdad

This is an authentic Iraqi 2d Special Republican Guard Flag captured in Baghdad that I am holding in my hands. An Army Ranger friend of mine brought this back some years ago and thought it would make a fine birthday gift - for moi, of course. One of my most cherished [...]

Guns Are For Pussies

 
Wouldn’t it be something if America pimped out and hailed the virtues of the long lost art of sword fighting?  No longer would you be subject to wannabe gang bangers bustin’ out lurid lyrics on their most recent gunfire exchange because a drug deal went south or some rival gang member crossed over into enemy territory [...]

Gee, Do You Think?

You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)and an…
Economic Conservative
(60% permissive)You are best described as a:Libertarian

Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

15,000 Philandering Souls Squirming in Washington

Washington divorce lawyers are licking their chops and gearing up for battle. The “Beltway Madam” - Deborah J. Palfrey aka “Julia” - has sold the phone numbers of her clients to a reputable news organization. In another brilliant move, Ms. Palfrey has filed a countersuit for a breach of contract against an employee who claimed [...]

My Favorite Bush Quote

 
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —President George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
You know, honestly, I don’t think Bush is that bad of a guy.  I mean, I think he’d be great to [...]

Bush Said It Best

In his own charming way. 
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” 
Oh no, here we go again!
U.S. puts squeeze on 3 Iranian firms

By JEANNINE AVERSA, AP Economics Writer [...]

I Love Rudy…Again

 
Well, I’ve got to confess…I was going to give Hillary my vote - just because of Bill (don’t hate me for my bias, he’s like a snake charmer) and she’d be the first lesbian Madam President but, BUT — I am really excited about Guiliani’s campaign!  I think he is exactly what this country needs  - an impassioned, articulate, [...]

I Love Rudy

 
Rudy may have my vote.  Why?  I’ll go into it later once I have my glass of red wine and feel the click. I’m fucking tired!  (I’ve really got to control my potty mouth)!  That one piece on Vegas took all day and I’m not even done!
But first, let me dispel these rumors in the [...]

Evil Dead: Ann Coulter

 
I watched Man Ann Coulter exchange a few words with that ol’ leprechaun Bill O’Reilly on television for the first time ever and have come to the conclusion that she is the most annoying woman on our planet.  Her face is so gaunt that she’s beginning to look like John Kerry’s twin.  Isn’t she the one who said nobody in America [...]

Yale Students Gut Papayas

 
I’m pro-fruit, damn it! 
From Dawn Eden
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Yale ‘Roe vs. Wade Week’ teaches non-medical students how to make a baby go (Whiffen)poof
Good morning! I’m exhausted after taking two trains and a cab back from New Haven, so I’ll leave it to Stephen of For God, for Country, and for Yale to offer details [...]

Things that Should Be Banished

Taxes.  I hate them.  Do you know what a Democrat is?  Someone who has never had to pay their own taxes (just kidding, Dems, har har).
The Speed Limit.  WTF?  Just do away with it on the highways.  Utterly ridiculous.  If you don’t know how to drive then you shouldn’t be driving.  I’ve got the need for [...]

The Plight of the Polar Bear?

[Ok, what is more detrimental to one's creative process than having your computer freeze during a crucial moment such as blogging? Besides children and nagging spouses? Let's start this over again].
Not my usual subject of rambling but my friend’s dad brought this to my attention one brisk afternoon as I dropped off a camera I had [...]

Salve for the Masses

Black lawmakers seek Virginia apology for slavery
A proposed state apology for African enslavement would set a national example of racial reconciliation, said a group of black Virginia lawmakers who introduced the legislation Wednesday.
The joint resolution urges that Virginia ‘acknowledges and atones for its pivotal role in slavery’ and work to reconcile ‘centuries of brutal dehumanization [...]

He Wants To See Bush

My boyfriend is leaving me behind flying out again on Thursday - surprise! - to attend his niece’s wedding in Florida. Tomorrow we’re eating dinner at Ted’s Grill, where I will try buffalo steak for the very first time. It’s healthier than beef and a great source of protein for bodybuilders. He insists we have [...]