With Christians Like These…

Pastor Fred Phelps of the notorious moral terrorist organization Westboro Baptist Church is the evil force behind www.godhatesfags.com and he and his gay bashing flock have added another name to their agenda of hate - no, not another dead US soldier - this time it’s actor Heath Ledger, who met an untimely and [...]

In Dreams - The Teutonic Plague

“Let’s have sex!” I insisted as my date’s cheeks huffed and puffed with the indignation of a man who’d been wronged one too many times. We had sought refuge in the deep spook of forest so we could each examine each other’s taste - in music, that is - but instead we [...]

Steer Clear of Chicks Named Evelyn

“Do you ever find yourself…being completely smothered by somebody?”
Yes. Yes, yes, yes! Been there, done that! Er, I mean, had that done!
Oh my God! This is so cheesy but AWESOME!

I’m still laughing…
BTW, I accidentally titled this, Steer Clear of Chicks Named Misty…probably thinking of my ex-husband’s second wife…PSYCHO!

Hate is Not A Family Value

As you know the Old Man is a die hard Republican. This means I have to order not one but two copies of The Reagan Diaries - one for Father’s Day and the other for him as a belated birthday gift. Some might see this as a waste of $40 but I confess [...]

You Are A Thoughtless Little Pig!

Guess who?
He is so troubled and in trouble.  Read more here.

VA Tech Massacre and the Blame Game

Now is not the time to point the finger.
I found this excellent editorial that sums up exactly the way I feel about the Virginia Tech massacre.
Lay blame on Cho, not Tech leaders
The Virginian-Pilot
© April 18, 2007
The fact that grieving parents and frightened students are already demanding resignations from Virginia Tech President Charles [...]

On Your Mark, Get Set, Lube

If there is one hallmark of virtue I can proudly claim it’s my steadfast refusal to kiss ass even under the most advantageous of circumstances. So when my dear personal trainer suggested that I slather resident asshole [and the new manager of our gym] with an effusive buttering up of his ‘roidally injected buns, I [...]

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

 
Oh my god, I just dreamt that I stabbed Joan Crawford to death with a very long knife.  It took three f-in’ times to kill the bitch!  What I mean is, I dreamt the same scenario THREE TIMES IN A ROW. 
How did I go from an LA film audition to ending with wiping blood off a [...]

Film Adaptation of Hitman

FYI, I’m a serious video game junkie.  Shadowman will always be my hands down favorite while Hitman places a close second. 
Do you know why I hit the gym regularly?  Aside from aesthetic and health reasons?  Because it keeps me from smoking pot and gaming 24/7.  For real.  I used to take my home line off [...]

Let’s Play Doctor

This…I am one hundred percent certain I am going to barf up my dinner because for all my bitching about having to clean the apartment tonight I ended up eating Lebanese and drinking four glasses of wine and learning Arabic and that means the toilet is still dirty and I can spew all over it. 
This…this is so… wrong!
Warning:  [...]

Little Shop of Horrors

The distortion of the twisted mind lives forever in art.  If, like me, you are always searching for the right piece but have a taste for the peculiar and sensational, then look no further.   Nothing kicks off a house party or leaves your guests more spellbound (even long after you’ve fucked up the souffle or unless you’ve killed them all with [...]

The CSI Effect

 
This is pretty cool.  See how well you’d do as a crime scene investigator by taking both these “challenges.”  Brought to you by bestselling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell.
Yes!  I want to take  The Forensic Challenge you fucking bitch in heels!
Warning:  Turn down your speakers if you don’t be want to be startled!

Cabbie Runs Down Students

 
Religious Argument Leaves One Hospitalized
POSTED: 5:01 pm CST February 18, 2007
UPDATED: 7:12 pm CST February 18, 2007

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A local cab driver allegedly tried to run over two customers after a fight over religion became heated. The incident happened early Sunday morning on the Vanderbilt campus and left one man hospitalized and a cab [...]

Anna Nicole…All Roads Lead to Howard K. Stern

All this speculation about Anna Nicole Smith, her death, her baby, her legacy, blah blah blah, is purely a waste of time.  Why not wait until the actual results come in before taking a stab at a somewhat educated guess?
But before I jump off the bandwagon and heed my own advice, let me say a [...]

Hand Over Your Alpha Male, Bitch

 
There is a personal trainer at my gym who does not care for me.  Or so I’ve been told.  Maybe it’s the “boys” just brewin’ up some trouble but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.  Caucasian women usually don’t - unless there is a huge gap in age - I get on well with [...]

The Order of Hate

View Poll Results: Worst neighbors were?

Black

377
68.67%

Asian

55
10.02%

American Indian

43
7.83%

Muslim

131
23.86%

Mexican/South American

177
32.24%

Indian

67
12.20%

Jewish

92
16.76%

Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 549. You may not vote on this poll

American Indians score the lowest but there’s not many of them around, are there?  Apparently, Asians and Jews are tolerable compared to blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, and Jews.
The ones who threw some hate our way complained about our “loud obnoxious [...]

The Future of White Power

Here is a picture of lv 2 hate’s three year old son:

“No, daddy, no!  Tell Uncle Adolph to keep that needle away!”
Taken from Stormfront, the largest white trash nationalist forum.

Raunch

Last year this local guy who keeps a blog royally pissed me off.  I wanted to strangle him!  I don’t have trouble with people very often but when I do, it is not a pretty sight.  I am not quick to anger; however, don’t test me because once I get going I fly into a pill [...]

The Evil House on Highland Pt I

I’ve been injected with a poison!
I didn’t get to bed until six a.m. How fucked up is that? I finally managed to doze off after popping an anti-nausea pill. Yes, I was on my knees paying homage to the great big Porcelain God, offering a sacrifice of steak, wine, champagne, coffee, cigarettes and stomach acid. [...]

Oh, Evil Woman

 My mother has no idea of how to communicate properly or effectively. The ol’, You Attract More Bees with Honey than Vinegar, is not on her list of maxims to live by. Let me familiarize you with her history, in case you’re not already aware of it - she suffers from borderline personality disorder or [...]

I Had Lust in My Heart #2

A week after my month long sordid affair came to a conclusion, I received an email from an officer in the Air Force. It read: I’m sure you’ve found someone by now but you intrigue me. May we meet?
Sure, I replied, but first, send me a photo. I had pretty much gotten my jollies and [...]

I Had Lust in My Heart

I’m crying because it’s an unseasonably 66 degrees in Washington and I am bored. As pathetic as it sounds, I am co-dependent today, longing for my boyfriend to come over and spend the day with me. I feel like a child who is begging for the attention of a father too wrapped up in his [...]

Frankie You Monster You

I am feeling slighty guilty, although I owe him nothing.
I must frustrate the hell out of Aston Martin. I don’t want to rush things, so why do I feel as though I should have slept with him by now?  Is it the five hundred dollar bottle of wine he bought at dinner?  Or perhaps because he rearranged his weekend [...]

Happy Bunny Day

I pray that for Easter dinner my wicked mother breaks bad and serves my brother a plateful of veggies with dip that contains animal byproducts. That whacked out vegan freak almost killed me yesterday as he tried to maneuver around some man passed out in his vehicle. A policeman pulled into the next lane thus [...]