Daniel Butler & Catherine Connolly on Cunt Hunt: US Attorneys Want To Finger Women

The national cunt hunt is on.
[I emerged from bed, disgusted, and wondering whether I should make like a Hollywood celebrity and threaten to give up my US citizenship. Not that it would garner much press but that's not the point.]
US Attorneys Daniel Butler and Catherine Connolly are aiming for a public fisting fingering of [...]

Lingerie Lust

I don’t know why but I have to have this.

And this.

Oh yeah, and definitely this!
All from Night Dreams.

Dirty Dreamin’

It was late afternoon when I finally succumbed to the pestering voice of fatigue - where even the last sliver of energy stretched itself beyond the call of duty - and while ensconced in the folds of a pleasant dream where my lips were heatedly locked with a certain blogger in the backseat of [...]

For the Yum Yum Girl

Jessie recently expressed amusement at the variety of cock photos found under the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist/DC.
I’m not sure if she saw this but then it’s a bit hard to miss. Click below to take a peek…

Now I’m Really Hungry

Can I get a resounding DAYUM!
Honestly, I was not intentionally cruising the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist again (slut! whore! jezebel! I know, I know!). I was actually reading something else when - ok, damn it! I did click on it but when I tried to restrain my hand it slapped [...]

In Dreams - The Teutonic Plague

“Let’s have sex!” I insisted as my date’s cheeks huffed and puffed with the indignation of a man who’d been wronged one too many times. We had sought refuge in the deep spook of forest so we could each examine each other’s taste - in music, that is - but instead we [...]

Relax Don’t Do It!

I have this fantasy.
My birthday falls on a Friday and how fun would it be if I flew in a really hot piece of ass guy for the weekend and we could diligently aim for nonstop sexual nirvana?
Should I pay for his flight too?  As a courtesy?  lol
Lately I have been a little too obsessed [...]

Paramours of Satan

There’s a certain level of angst for a universally attractive woman. More so if she is sexual by nature and uses it as a bargaining chip to secure men for her own needs. The rest of the population would collectively surmise that she is either dumb as a rock or a natural born predator. [...]

Steer Clear of Chicks Named Evelyn

“Do you ever find yourself…being completely smothered by somebody?”
Yes. Yes, yes, yes! Been there, done that! Er, I mean, had that done!
Oh my God! This is so cheesy but AWESOME!

I’m still laughing…
BTW, I accidentally titled this, Steer Clear of Chicks Named Misty…probably thinking of my ex-husband’s second wife…PSYCHO!

A Happy Date Story Pt I

The place: Mienyu
The wardrobe: A coral colored Bebe dress and gold mules.
The man: Strikingly gorgeous model type and Ashton Kutcher lookalike. Casual with gel coiffed hair and - gulp! tennis shoes?
Transportation: Taxi - driver non-hostile
Our first date almost got off to a disastrous start because

Revel In Your Divine Whore, Married Women!

Ladies!
Don’t want to find your dearly beloved husband’s work or personal number in some sensationally publicized forty-six pounds of cell phone records that happens to belong to the Beltway Madam or one of similar repute (or any Madam, for that matter)? Are you upset and frustrated when he neglects the garbage or he won’t scrub [...]

Alpha Male Returned

Speaking of men and guns, that SWAT guy I was lusting over in 2007 January is now single and available.
According to “P,” my personal trainer (and direct line to gossip adrift in the gym), that idiotic ex girlfriend of his now has her eye on a really good looking surgeon from Iowa with [...]

If You Want To Earn Your Man

You’ve got to learn your man!
“…her vagina is cold, she’s laying in bed at night playing with toys. Or she’s got a man beside her, he’s a good provider but he’s not hitting the walls and working the middle like that daaawg that she havin’ that sneaky sex with…”
I couldn’t resist lifting this little gem of a [...]

My Adult Movie Debut

Hi everyone! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHOCKING NEWS? I guess I shouldn’t let the cat out of the bag just yet but why wait? I have just wrapped up filiming with the hot and handsome six foot five Rocco Siffredi lookalike Dick O. Steele in a gritty section of downtown Philadelphia. Whew! What a [...]

Let’s Play Doctor

This…I am one hundred percent certain I am going to barf up my dinner because for all my bitching about having to clean the apartment tonight I ended up eating Lebanese and drinking four glasses of wine and learning Arabic and that means the toilet is still dirty and I can spew all over it. 
This…this is so… wrong!
Warning:  [...]

Is That A Fleshlight In Your Pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

As I eagerly await Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report, I bring you this.
WARNING: GRAPHIC LINK

Eighty One Percent Fortified With Slut

That’s it? I actually feel this overwhelming sense of disappointment.  I thought I had the market cornered on this one.  Is it because I answered no to buying used sex toys? Come on, guys, that is just gross!

Dangerous Liaisons

I am ashamed to say “his” name or refer to him by the less than subtle nickname that I tend to ascribe to those I gossip about but I can’t stop thinking about him. We have been corresponding like crazy - text messages, IM, emails, all the usual methods of modern communication - and [...]

Stalker in the Making

 
My late afternoon gym session wraps up with me sitting in my trainer’s office and perusing through the numerous muscle mags his best friend had dropped off earlier.  And somehow the convo that has revolved around Jay Cutler and various other Mr. Olympias casually segues into whining about how hard it is to find a good man to date and intelligently separating them [...]

15,000 Philandering Souls Squirming in Washington

Washington divorce lawyers are licking their chops and gearing up for battle. The “Beltway Madam” - Deborah J. Palfrey aka “Julia” - has sold the phone numbers of her clients to a reputable news organization. In another brilliant move, Ms. Palfrey has filed a countersuit for a breach of contract against an employee who claimed [...]

Ooops I Did It Again

I left town on one of those freaky and flimsy regional jets which is not good for those who suffer from claustrophobia (like me) but perfect if you don’t want to sit next to anyone because I got stuffed into the left side of the plane all by myself with no neighbors on my left [...]

Hollywood Madam Spills the Beans

Click pic for link!

“I have never heard of this woman and don’t know why she would accuse me of something like this,” Lasorda said in a statement issued by his attorney, Tony Capozzola. “But if she prints these lies, I intend to sue.”

Willis’ attorney, Marty Singer, said: “The story is a complete fabrication. (Willis) doesn’t [...]

It Takes A Real Man to Get This Dirty

Graphic:  Do not venture further or else - be warned!

It’s Always the Good Looking Ones

TMZ, my favorite gossip site, reports:
“CNN’s Anderson Cooper put himself on the auction block to benefit the Bailey House, which helps people with AIDS. A lunch date with the news anchor was sold to British bachelor Oliver Hicks for $21,000.”
You know AC’s sexual orientation has been under speculation for some time. I don’t think a date [...]

Yes Dude Your Wife Is Cheating On You

Someone I know discovered a box of condoms in his wife’s glovebox last year when he went to retrieve her car from the valet. 
“I think she’s cheating on me,” he said.  “I confronted her in bed.  What can I say?  I was in such a state of shock that I couldn’t ask right after we left the restaurant.”
I [...]

Anna Nicole…All Roads Lead to Howard K. Stern

All this speculation about Anna Nicole Smith, her death, her baby, her legacy, blah blah blah, is purely a waste of time.  Why not wait until the actual results come in before taking a stab at a somewhat educated guess?
But before I jump off the bandwagon and heed my own advice, let me say a [...]

What Happens in Vegas…

At least most of it anyway. I cannot reveal everything since I’ve sold out and allowed myself to be be censored but as soon as the Old Man and I split, I’ll spill all the very juicy details. It’s the sort of drama that hooks people on daytime tv. But for now, my lips are [...]

Hand Over Your Alpha Male, Bitch

 
There is a personal trainer at my gym who does not care for me.  Or so I’ve been told.  Maybe it’s the “boys” just brewin’ up some trouble but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.  Caucasian women usually don’t - unless there is a huge gap in age - I get on well with [...]

What Happens When My Husband Cheats…

…without my permission.  Thanks, Raymi.  Is that thyme?   I put thyme on my red meat sometimes.  Wow, that’s a nice one.  What a waste.

Raunch

Last year this local guy who keeps a blog royally pissed me off.  I wanted to strangle him!  I don’t have trouble with people very often but when I do, it is not a pretty sight.  I am not quick to anger; however, don’t test me because once I get going I fly into a pill [...]