eat my f-ing stilettos http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.wordpress.com SURFING A TSUNAMI OF FEMININE SWAGGER Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:13:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU en The Improper Way To Scope Out the Opposite Sex http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/the-proper-way-to-scope-out-the-opposite-sex/ http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/the-proper-way-to-scope-out-the-opposite-sex/#comments Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:05:58 +0000 Stiletto http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.wordpress.com/?p=2554
  • Do not stare into your side mirror forever as if you’re gazing into a crystal ball.
  • Do not stick your head out the window of the car to look behind you as you’re turning a corner -especially if you are the driver.
  • Do not violently twist your head either as if you are auditioning for Linda Blair’s role on The Exorcist.
  • But most importantly, do not do any of the above in front of your significant other.  Especially when your mate is complaining they are feeling fugly!!!!

 

‘Nuff said.

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