Lots of people talk the talk but very few walk the walk. Which category do you fall in?
Here is my current fitness routine. One of my dreams is to compete in 2008 so keep in mind that these routines are to build mass and not to maintain the status quo or a generally pleasing shape which [from the picture above] I obviously have. I keep a fairly meticulous record of all activities performed in the gym and as a point of reference I started on 3/10/06.
As I stated, the above picture represents what my physique looked like before I dedicated myself to pumping iron. Not bad, huh? Many people [mostly men] have said they prefer my before shots but I don’t give flying fuck what they like or don’t like.
And remember – FORM IS EVERYTHING! Do not let your ego impede a good solid workout because you feel you must pile on the weights! You will know when it is time to move up! Also, if you hurt yourself or get a tweak (which all bodybuilders do) – stop immediately! Take some Advil, call it a day, and ice the injury – do not work through it! Unless you have seriously torn something, it will heal on its own! That is, if you don’t fuck with it!
I. The Beginning! (Scroll farther down to see where I stand).
Quads and Calves
1. Squats (Smith Machine) *
2 sets of 10 w/0, 2×10w10, 2×10w20
*Make sure you aspire to go “in the bucket.” Squat breaking parallel.
2. Leg Press (feet positioned high and and placed on edge)5 sets of 10 w/90
3. Leg Extensions
5 sets of 10 w/25
4. Seated Toe Raise
5 sets of 15 w/15
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II.
Back and Shoulders
1. Counterbalance Pull-Ups
5 sets of 10 w/80
2. Nautilus Rows
5 sets of 10 w/35
3. Nautilus Pullover
5 sets of 10 w/50
4. Seated Dumbbell Press
5 sets of 10 w/5
5. Upright Rows
5 sets of 10 w/15
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III.
Hamstrings and Lower Back
1. Stiff Legged Dead Lifts
warm up with 35 lb bar
5 sets of 10 w/40
2. Hyperextensions
(Couldn’t do these because my quads were super sore; the week after I did 5 sets of 10 w/0)
3. Life Circuit Seated Leg Curl
5 sets of 12 w/20 (the goal here was to go up 1 lb a week).
4. Toe Presses (on the Bonnie Master Leg Press Machine)
5 sets of 15 w/ 0
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IV.
Chest and Arms
1. Flat Dumbbell Press
5 sets of 10 w/ 5
2. Incline Dumbbell Press
5 sets of 10 w/ 5
3. Counterbalance Dips
5 sets of 10 w/90
4. Standing Barbell Curls
5 sets of 10 w/ 15
*I have yet to implement ab work during this time because my stomach is pretty flat and solid. I also eliminated cardio because I am naturally lean and my trainer/coach does not want me to lose muscle. I weigh approximately 118 to 120.
HERE IS WHERE I CURRENTLY STAND – 4/27/07
(I’m actually larger than those pictures now – today is 5/28/07).
I.
Squats
1×10 0 (warm up), 1×10 30, 1×10 50, 2×10 90, 2×7 95, 1×10 50
Leg Press
1×10 90, 1×10 180, 2×10 280, 1×9 280, 1×10, 280
Leg Extensions
1×10 60, 3×10 65, 1×8 65 and then negatives to failure – this routine always kills me!
(I hurt my ankle earlier so I was not able to do seated calf raises but last time I checked I was at 2×15 60, 1×12 60 (my left foot was killing me), 1×10 55 (foot still hurt), 1×15 60 (I ate the pain anyway, not good I know). We also always drop the weight on the last set to failure.
*During this time I have a left ankle and foot issue. Not sure how long it will last.
II.
Pull-Ups
1×10 70, 2×10 60, 1×10 50, 1×10 55, 1×20 70
Rows
2×10 65, 1×10 70, 1×10 75, 2×10 80, 1×20 55 (sometimes I like to drop the weight lower than usual and get in a good stretch).
Straight Downs (replaced the Nautilus Pull-Over because my gym got rid of it – go figure)
1×10 0, 1×10 30, 1×10 35, 3×10 40, 1×9 42 and a half (2 and a half pounds makes a huge difference on this movement).
Seated Dumbbell Press
1×8 25, 2×8 27 and 1/2, 1×5 27 1/2 (needed a spot, didn’t have one), 1×7 25, 1×8 22 1/2 (coming back from a right rear delt and shoulder tweak).
Upright Rows
1×10 30 lb bar, 1×10 40, 1×10 50, 2×10 55 (these were a little too sloppy for my taste), 1×10 50, 1×10 55 (had to give it another try, threw straps down and used bare hands).
III.
Dead Lifts
2×10 45, 1×10 65, 1×10 85, 2×10 100, 1×8 100, 1×7 100 (100 is a new weight)
*I question the order – I should have skipped 85 and went straight to 90, possibly)
Hyperextensions
3×10 30 lb bar, 1×7 with 35 (new weight) and drop weight to failure
Leg Curls (Cybex)
1×10 5 lbs (this irritated my ankle more so I switched to:)
Seated Leg Curl – 3×10 45
Donkey Calf Raises
15 reps with 200, 220, 240, 260, 280, 300 and then drop weight down stack to failure.
IV.
Flat Press
1×10 20, 1×8 25, 1×8 27.5, 1×7 30, 1×5 30, 1×8 25
Incline Press
1×8 25, 1×6 27, 1×8 25, 2×8 22.5
Dips
1×10 70, 2×8 60, 2×10 70 (Coming back from the right rear delt and shoulder tweak, otherwise I’ve managed to kick ass on these – 35 has been my best).
Curls
1×8 30, 40, 60, 55, 60
1×30 40 negatives and to failure
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I do ab work now, about four sets of crunches with 15 with 0 to 5 lb plate behind my head. Also I just started sideway lunges, I will have to find the weight in the book, these are new for me. I do abs every other workout but I want to do them every day now.
I was able to do 4 sets of 15 with the ab roller but my shoulder got tweaked so I had to stop.
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10/07-07
I haven’t had time to update this page but you can get an idea of the current results in this photo series.
10/21/07 – Where I stand as of this date
I.
Squats*
*(I temporarily switched to front squats but then went back to the Smith Machine because I missed it – call it a love/hate relationship). Note that there is only a one minute pause between each set for all exercises until a new movement starts – then I take less than a five minute break. Oh – I don’t use a pad on my neck anymore.
Another important note – some people will tell you to not break parallel but fuck them – you want to go beyond parallel. Unless you are so tall you can’t hit near bottom.
*1×10 0 (warm up), 1×10 70 (warm up), 3×10 105, 1×8 105
*(I was actually up to 110 but for I’ve lost some strength from all my traveling).
Leg Press*
*(Now that I’ve perfected my form on the squats and break way beyond parallel with each rep my leg presses have suffered. I’m down from 320 – or is it 330? – and back to struggling with 300). I use a wide stance (please, no perverted congressman jokes)! Admittedly, I do tend to lock my knees at the top but then I have very good knees.
1×10 90 (warm up), 1×10 180 (warm up) , 1×10 270 (warm up/set), 3×10 300, 1×6 300 (then I got pissed and came back with): 1×8 w/300
Leg Extensions
5×10 anywhere between 70-80 and then negatives to failure – this routine always kills me! I still need to perfect this weight ’til I get them all up really high! By set four rep 8 I’m dying because my quads are freaking exhausted! Eventually I’ll break through.
Seated toe raises
1×15 25 1×15 50 2×15 75 4×15 77.5
I don’t do these with much finesse. I pretty much explode on each rep but I make sure I’m still using proper form and squeeze at the top.
Now, for some ungodly reason the week before last, I had extra energy so I went back and did:
California Lunges – 4×10 15
Smith Machine squats (again)! 1×15 50 [for conditioning and sick twisted fun]
II.
Pull-Ups have now been replaced by Lat Pulldowns to the Front
5×10 60
Rows
2×10 65 (warm up), 1×10 85, 1×10 100, 4×10 110
Straight Downs (replaced the Nautilus Pull-Over because my gym got rid of it – go figure)
1×10 40, 1×10 45, 1×10 50, 1×9 50 2×10 50 (so I missed a rep, obviously)
Seated Dumbbell Press has been replaced by Seated Smith Machine Press
2×10 40 1×9 40 1×7 40 1×8 40
1×35 20 lbs (for conditioning)
(The goal of next week is to complete ten reps with all five sets – then I move up five lbs).
If you’re curious about my Seated Dumbbell Press, I last left off at somewhere between 32.5 and 35)! However, my coach felt it important that I learn to be independent of him because I won’t always have someone around to spot me on these. With the seated Smith Machine Press I won’t need anyone to help me lift up the weights.
Upright Rows
1×10 30 1×10 50 1×10 60 4×8 80 1×7 80 (just for fun) 1×30 50 (conditioning)
III.
Stiff Legged Dead Lifts
2×10 45, 1×10 65, 1×10 100, 2×10 120, 1×8 120 (I missed two reps), 1×10 120
Hyper Extensions – with a weighted bar on my back
1×10 0 1×10 30 2×10 45 1×9 45 1×8 45 1×30 0 (for conditioning)
Leg Curls (Cybex) has been replaced by One Legged Curls
1×10 10 5×10 30*
*Here’s what happened – I have a tweak in my left hamstring so I did toe presses before my curls – I was due to go up in weight, I think either five sets of 35 or 40 – but after calves I only had enough energy for 30 lbs. Bummer but whatever.
Toe Presses on the Hack Squat Machine
6×15 35 then extreme burn out sets – up to 100 reps
IV.
Flat Press has been replaced by Bench Pressing
2×10 65 1×9 65 1×6 65 1×7 65 (of course I’ll have to get them all next week)!
Incline Press has been replaced by Incline Bench
4×10 55 1×10 60 (for the hell of it)
Counterbalance Dips
1×8 70 1×8 50 1×8 35 1×8 25 1×7 25 1×4 25 1×8 35 1×49 60 (for conditioning)
New movement! Seated Dumbbell Extensions
1×10 10 1×10 17.5 1×9 20 2×10 20 1×9 20
Barbell Curls
1×8 30 1×8 60 4×8 70 (I’m not going to go up in weight until my form is perfect).
New movement! Concentration Curls
Let’s just say I’m working on a new weight of five sets of 20 lbs! For some reason my left arm is stronger than the other even though I’m a rightie!
Well, there you have it. I hope this doesn’t scare you from working out! I need to update the pics but in case you missed it earlier in this post you can get somewhat of an idea of the current results in this photo series.
Still – no cardio and virtually no ab work as of this moment.








March 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm |
What are your plans for this section? Instead of posting a singular routine, post what you have done each day in the way of diet, exercise and how you feel/felt at the beginning and end of the workout. Also, this would be a good spot to add measurements in terms of bodyfat %, circumference, and maybe weight.
March 30, 2007 at 4:27 pm |
Damn, I was hoping to find some sexy pictures of you here.
March 30, 2007 at 4:57 pm |
I’m going to write what my whole routine is currently and maybe what I started doing from the very beginning. I am not going to do a play by play on diet because I have special and unusual circumstances – however, I will touch upon what I eat in general, you know, the usual staples that keep me lean and energetic. I have not had my body fat measured yet. Years ago it was 11.5 percent but I was seriously underweight.
Thanks for the suggestion.
Brent, that is under the Bikini Post, silly!!!
April 27, 2007 at 1:48 pm |
Hey Alex, in case you are interested I updated this page.
April 28, 2007 at 3:38 am |
I can’t do this kind of math….
Squats
1×10 0 (warm up), 1×10 30, What does this mean?
April 28, 2007 at 12:29 pm |
That means ten repetitions with thirty pounds.
April 29, 2007 at 1:10 am |
I am going to try to do your warm up routine….. Yes, I am that weak.
May 28, 2007 at 11:14 pm |
How’s the warm up working for you, Jennifer?
May 28, 2007 at 11:40 pm |
I tried it once and got distracted. I have to start over. I think I need a trainer at first.
May 28, 2007 at 11:42 pm |
Wow! I heard rummors of bikini pictures but I didn’t believe it was real…… You are hot! also you look like you could take care of yourself in a dark alley.
Like hand out some ass kicking if you needed too!
May 28, 2007 at 11:44 pm |
You could be Mrs. universe… ok what is that tatoo?
May 28, 2007 at 11:44 pm |
Okay, I am so impressed right now that it’s not even remotely funny. I’m speechless impressed. You could so kick my ass that I am almost at a loss for words. (Almost.) I’ve got to admire your dedication. Of course, I’m dedicated, too, but in different ways. I salute you, Stiletto, and I’m definitely going to watch what I say about you.
May 28, 2007 at 11:45 pm |
I totally gay now.
May 28, 2007 at 11:46 pm |
Print out my routine and hand it to him/her. This is what everyone uses – men and women – who train with my guy.
Yes the rumors are true. Actually I’m way bigger now..will take new ones when I get back.
Thanks for the compliment, but truth is, I might look strong but I’d probably scream like a sissy bitch!
May 28, 2007 at 11:48 pm |
The tattoo is…a rare African plant…or so I claim.
Actually, a lot of people complain about their weight so I hope I inspire them to work out! Consider it a visual PSA…
Oh you are so not gay Jennifer! Prince Charming is waiting for you..it’s just a matter of when!
Why do I get the feeling, Richard, that you would love your ass beaten?
May 28, 2007 at 11:54 pm |
Sorry, Stiletto, I would have written something clever but right now I’ve got this video going through my head involving an incredibly hot bodybuilder trouncing me — and I’m not even sure just how severe a trounce can be. Please let me have the merchandising rights to you. This could be my ticket to the top.
May 28, 2007 at 11:58 pm |
a little penile action is ok (I mean big penile action) but Prince charming is not my dude. And then you said what you said to Richard and I swear to god I am lucky my bladder is empty right now.
May 28, 2007 at 11:58 pm |
Richard I don’t if you can be trounced and on top at the same time…..
May 29, 2007 at 12:03 am |
Did you ever notice how when you take a vow of celibacy that suddenly you really start to notice how much sex is out there all the time?
May 29, 2007 at 12:04 am |
Okay, it’s not a vow of celibacy — it’s a “bet of celibacy.”
May 29, 2007 at 12:07 am |
I had a friend who took a New Year’s vow of celibacy…he was not pleased when I pointed out that he had to be getting some first…
I hope…this is not the case with you.
“a little penile action is ok (I mean big penile action”
There is so much dirrrty talk over here. Do the others know? Nah..let them miss out lol
May 29, 2007 at 12:08 am |
This whole vow of celibacy idea…I am not sure why humans want to punish themselves, but if you must, punish away…
May 29, 2007 at 12:10 am |
i need to make some quick cash Richard, so I have to be betting against you…. sorry love : )
May 29, 2007 at 12:11 am |
Yeah have you seen his blog? I am with you on that bet, Jennifer.
May 29, 2007 at 12:13 am |
yeah, I tried to get my husband to fuck other chicks but he wouldn’t go for it…. until it as his idea and then he ran off with a stripper…she one of my best friends now and we have no idea where he is…
May 29, 2007 at 12:14 am |
Come on, for real, Jennifer?
May 29, 2007 at 12:14 am |
Have you learned nothing about me? I will not lose a bet. Ever.
There is a whole lot more to me than physical. In fact, the best memories that I’ve ever had of women have all involved being fully clothed and talking.
May 29, 2007 at 12:14 am |
So you are still friends with the stripper?
May 29, 2007 at 12:16 am |
“There is a whole lot more to me than physical. In fact, the best memories that I’ve ever had of women have all involved being fully clothed and talking.”
I don’t doubt that. I’ve known many men such as yourself.
May 29, 2007 at 12:16 am |
Oh now you are just getting boring Richard. ( of course I am kidding!) Not about having my ex sleep around but he was a sailor so I figured it didn’t count if he was in another country ….. and yes she I am still her friend and she was technially more of a topless waitress but I think she did the pole a few times…..
May 29, 2007 at 12:20 am |
Richard, I haven’t read about your bet but to me it seems easier to go celibate when you have intamacy issues…. try having to make love while you are emotionally connected to your wife. It’s harder than abstention. ( in my world anyway)
May 29, 2007 at 12:21 am |
Yeah, the more you try to limit people the more tempting you make it for them to mess around.
Of course I told the Old Man I’d kill him…
May 29, 2007 at 12:24 am |
Come on, be honest — sex is great, but what about when you’re connecting with a guy who’s clever and witty and interesting? It’s the same thing with a lot of guys.
Having said that, sex is wonderful — and at times it can border on filthily sublime. But when someone tells me that I can’t give up sex (including self-sex) because I don’t have the inner constitution, that’s when the line gets drawn.
Of course, since my good friend Eddie is the one who has come up with this wonderful bet, there isn’t a doubt in my mind that he’s going to play dirty. So, here’s how it plays out —
If I avoid all the temptations he’s bound to put in my path, I walk away with a very, very nice sum of money.
If I give in to the temptations he’s bound to put in my path, I walk away with a very, very nice set of memories (and possible videos).
Gotta love a win-win situation.
May 29, 2007 at 12:26 am |
I love your positive spin but when you’re right you’re right. That’s a definite win win situation.
May 29, 2007 at 12:26 am |
It’s about self-control, though. It’s about removing the physical from the equation. Now, to be honest, I don’t think it’s going to bother me right away. I think as time passes, though, it might figure more and more into things.
May 29, 2007 at 12:27 am |
Stil, you are a very funny hypocrit!
Richard….go for the videos!
May 29, 2007 at 12:27 am |
Everything I do deals with winning, Stiletto. (Well, except when it comes to a battle of wills, actually. Sometimes, when I can tell I’m outclassed, I bet a hasty retreat. I come from a long line of cowards — we go straight to surrender.)
May 29, 2007 at 12:28 am |
Jennifer, why did you try to fix your husband up with someone?
May 29, 2007 at 12:33 am |
I desperately wanted him to be happy and I told him to pursue happiness above anything.
May 29, 2007 at 12:34 am |
Ah…life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!
Well, Jennifer, I have double standards. True true.
May 29, 2007 at 12:37 am |
I advocate hypcocrisy Stil.
May 29, 2007 at 12:38 am |
Oh thank you for absolving some of my guilt. Bless you my child!
May 29, 2007 at 12:48 am |
Jennifer, you’re an astonishing person and I’m definitely glad I met you. I like the way that you think. In a way, I think my wife thinks that by letting me do what I do, that I’m finding happiness but it’s not as simple as that. If I wasn’t so damned tired, I’d try to make some sense out of what’s in my head right now but I want to keep things light.
You’re awesome, though.
May 29, 2007 at 12:49 am |
She’s a great girl.
May 29, 2007 at 12:51 am |
That’s been obvious, Stiletto. The girl’s a born nurturer — when my ego got a boo-boo, she made it better. That’s a class act. (She then gave me the whole “suck it up and put on a dress for three days” routine, which surprised me — and can I take off the dress yet?)
May 29, 2007 at 12:54 am |
Brad Pitt wore a dress and looked good. You do too I bet.
May 29, 2007 at 12:57 am |
Stil, I usually charge for that but I am getting a free work out routine so it’s a trade….You might want to throw in a hail mary or make a wreathe or something.
Richard, I knew it would make him leave when I gave him the green light….. he likes the game and I had to take my son to see a specialist. My desire was true for his happiness but my insight to it’s impossiblity was true too. On the other hand… it was the ultimate in his kind of happiness to leave the way he did and I played my role for him even now that I have found out he never finalized our divorce. He has no idea how much plesure I get predicitn his behavior. The stipper and I knew I would find him still married to me and another women. It’s ok… he’s not the devil But if I could zach a friend like you are to Ben I would. It takes a brave women to let that in her life. I am not there but it was nice to see…
PS> Stil I love you!
May 29, 2007 at 1:15 am |
It’s the same psychology as the bet, nobody wants to be the bad guy and you get the other person to do bad things so it can end but it doesn’t end it just keeps going in the name of happiness. It can be a kind of happiness. avoiding abondonment, it’s harder to be the one who leaves and getting someone to sleep with another is leaving in little pieces….. of course all the other stuff is still equally true…. I believe what ever I need to in each moment. It has only increased my moral significance in this world….ironically.
May 29, 2007 at 1:28 am |
Moral significance.
I like that.
May 29, 2007 at 1:53 am |
MindBlog: The New Synthesis in Moral Psychology Well then have some fun with it!
May 29, 2007 at 1:54 am |
Am I in moderation?
May 29, 2007 at 1:56 am |
No your link posted.
And thanks!
June 7, 2007 at 2:09 pm |
Sorry to restart this (or rather, move slightly away from “Sex vs Celibacy Chat” and back to the workout routine part), but have you considered brown rice instead of the white, or is white rice your only vice?
(OK, that rhyme was annoying and completely unintentional.)
I’m seeing more and more workout routines that involve barbell squats, which I think is a good thing. Unfortunately for me, the Smith machine is usually booked up, and I rarely have a trustworthy spotter to help me go very high on barbell squats. (I did a pyramid set this morning that ended with 205, but chickened out on going higher and moved to the V-Squat machine instead.)
June 7, 2007 at 2:37 pm |
Everyone keeps asking me about brown rice and no offense to you but it’s really annoying because I cannot digest brown rice – simple as that.
On top of it, my white rice routine was validated by some famous lifter recently – who says he ate a huge bowl before each workout. Thank God.
White rice is not a vice. Don’t white people understand? Asians eat white rice – not brown. And we’ve been around for centuries. And we were thinner, healthier and smarter than most.
xoxox
I do what works for me and my body is fantastic for my age.
Now lecture me on licorice and bubble gum. Huge vices lol
June 7, 2007 at 3:10 pm |
Hmmmm… we probably do so by associating white rice with white bread. White bread is notoriously bad for you, so I (like most white people, I suppose) tend to see it the same way.
(Not going to dispute the “my body is fantastic for my age” thing, but it’s very easy for a comment like that to be too close to the “I’ve made love to women your age” from hiccup guy, who probably had no idea how insulting that sounded.)
June 7, 2007 at 3:16 pm |
Heehee – oh! Actually I don’t get insulted or offended very easily for some reason…when you laugh at everything you tend not to…the key is to see and appreciate the absurdity of all situations, no matter how big, small, casual or grave.
Actually I am very flattered when people say that.
Now get to bogartin’ that Smith Machine. Perhaps you should join another gym if yours is overcrowded. I don’t know what I’d do if or when I move elsewhere. My gym is huge and waiting for machines is a non issue…
June 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
Heehee – oh! Actually I don’t get insulted or offended very easily for some reason…when you laugh at everything you tend not to…the key is to see and appreciate the absurdity of all situations, no matter how big, small, casual or grave.
Actually I am very flattered when people say that.
Now get to bogartin’ that Smith Machine. Perhaps you should join another gym if yours is overcrowded. I don’t know what I’d do if or when I move elsewhere. My gym is huge and waiting is a non issue.
June 7, 2007 at 4:57 pm |
I just moved to this gym from another. This one has a better variety of equipment, including a Jammer, and some other specialty stuff.
On the other hand, this one has some boneheads that seem to think they’re the only people on the planet who leg press high weights (I think I told you about that exchange). However, it’s so much more conveniently located, and the Gold’s that I’d been a member of for five years was about to relocate to a WORSE location. Oh well.
FWIW, I think the health of the average asian (I work in an office where the majority race is Vietnamese) has as much to do with the OTHER aspects of their diet as it does with their choice of rice.:) It probably has a good deal to do with the level of activity and such too, but your point is valid.
July 5, 2007 at 2:30 pm |
hi,
your present categories amount 501. Can you imagine?
If WP make any system about categories wise awarding system. You got that… i hope so…u?
congrats..
July 5, 2007 at 8:05 pm |
Hey Stil, can I link to here as my thinspiration?
Also, Naomi campbell eats white rice for breakfast. No way is white rice the same as white bread. White rice is supposed to be easy to digest. Do you eat many vegetables? I know they can be hard to digest, especially raw.
July 6, 2007 at 2:30 am |
I am going for some of the routine but no way at that weight. (remember zach and I have no energy in our cells, faulty mitochondria )
July 6, 2007 at 2:31 am |
You mean this routine? I will route you a watered down one when I get time. Let me know if you are interested!
July 6, 2007 at 2:32 am |
501 Categories? I wasn’t out to set a record, but that is amazing. Maybe you can spread the word!
July 6, 2007 at 5:48 am |
You are inspiring! Yeah yeah water it down for me when ever you have extra time.
July 7, 2007 at 12:11 am |
You can have wine, but no whine.
July 7, 2007 at 12:36 am |
I am not a whiner! I am a bad assed bitch. grrrr
July 16, 2007 at 9:20 am |
hey you hottie! Thanks for checking out my photo. By the looks of you you’ll get there no worries! Good luck with your training
July 16, 2007 at 2:42 pm |
Thank you Simonne. When you get a chance check out the Bondage Becomes Her post. My most recent photos.
xoxo
July 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm |
Wow!
I do none of those things.
You look really awesome, I’m proud to know ya!
Perhaps I will begin a fitness routine.
Yeah, probably not.
July 23, 2007 at 10:13 pm |
You can do it, Bagel. We all have to start somewhere.
September 17, 2007 at 7:02 pm |
how do you keep those fake boobs in shape? I bet every personal trainer in florida has touched those.
September 17, 2007 at 7:23 pm |
Welcome! You are the first child to visit my blog!
September 17, 2007 at 8:24 pm |
This is why beating children based on individual criteria is really the way to go.
September 17, 2007 at 9:30 pm |
I think Andy is your neighbor…will you beat him for me?
September 18, 2007 at 12:01 am |
No way. My neighbor has a taser.
Also his name is not Andy and he would never be this rude to a woman. A man, yes. A woman, no.
Wait, maybe my neighbor could take care of Andy….
September 18, 2007 at 12:25 am |
When I said Andy is your neighbor I mean he lives in Los Angeles and he is closer to you but you never know maybe he lurks in one of the apartments in your building…
Andy is harmless. I can leg press two Andy’s so I’m not too worried about him.
October 7, 2007 at 4:47 pm |
Ok. I’m no way NEAR this organized with my Countdown to a Hotter 30! I don’t think I could do it…I mean if my fitnass routine were a “celebrity” it would be that guy from Knocked Up–sloppy and all over the place. And can I say, I’m just trying to come very remotely close (because I know I can’t get that thin) to your BEFORE pic! Come on Stiletto. I’m a thick girl!
October 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm |
that said…i’m so printing this.
October 7, 2007 at 4:52 pm |
Wait, wait, don’t print yet – I’m updating it with notes! I’ll let you know~
October 7, 2007 at 5:01 pm |
Actually, go ahead now, AJJ.
But listen, are you trying to lose weight first? If so I wouldn’t do anything but cardio until you reach your desired goal.
October 7, 2007 at 8:44 pm |
Stiletto’s right, Arm Jerker J: throwing iron around, no matter how dedicated you are, burns only an insignificant amount of calories; cardio, therefore, is definitely the place to begin (and end). But not just any cardio, Arm Jerker J. Seriously speaking, the muscles that burn the most calories by far are the big boys downstairs: the gludes, the hams, the thighs. These are the biggest muscles in the human body, and so one must work them four or five times a week, a minimum of 30-to-40 minutes, to start really peeling pounds. Bicycling is not taxing enough. Swimming is upper body. That means the best calorie-burning cardio is running — hills in particular — or cross country skiing. Swift walking, done diligently, is also effective. So fuck the weights completely for now; go for a 30 minute jog everyday; or a long brisk walk up some hills.
Or just get on the amphetamines and don’t worry about another thing.
October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm |
Hey what about the elliptical?! That’s my favorite. I’m on the right track then because I’m doing it about four times I think. And sticking to 30 minutes. I can’t help it though, Anti because I really want to work my arms. They used to be so tight. So I’m trying to get them better along with a smaller waist. Although drugs are probably the best answer there…ahaha.
October 8, 2007 at 6:04 pm |
Four times a week forty five minutes each, girl!
October 23, 2007 at 4:54 am |
Can you make a page for your food routine? I ask too much…geez. I’m not even doing MY routine every day. But I’ve at least lost some inches. Slowly, but surely I guess.
October 23, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
My food routine is definitely horrible compared to everyone else I’m sure – well, better than the average person’s, but not up to par compared to a fitness person’s.
Oh wait – I’m OFF season! Never mind lol
Yes, I’ll see what I can come up with. I can tell you right now, eat several meals a day rather than three. I’ll post some links about this
xoxo
PS. Listen to AntiSocialist above me – he knows what he’s talking about!
October 23, 2007 at 8:03 pm |
Thanks for your kind comments on my article.
I must ask. Is that a maple leaf or a cannabis leaf on your back? Because I am a bit worried you might be Canadian. HA!
October 24, 2007 at 2:32 am |
I’m a little confused. Do you mean the article posted from your site that I commented on – is, well, your site, too?
Don’t worry, TT, I’m not Canadian. But if you can smoke maple, I’m there lol
October 25, 2007 at 2:29 am |
Good to see another person focused on training. If you aren’t already, you should join http://www.bodybuilding.com to monitor your progress. Keep it up!
October 25, 2007 at 2:34 am |
Hey Nicholas, thanks. I am on bodybuilding.com under dcsiren.
November 29, 2007 at 5:05 am |
I’m not doing enough reps…
I just don’t know what I’m doing!!!
November 29, 2007 at 11:40 pm |
hey stil, I saw this comment I left a long time ago. Boy have I grown up in these few months. haha.
November 30, 2007 at 4:04 am |
Andy, I’ll make a man of you one day.
Not enough reps, AJJ? Why do you say that?
December 3, 2007 at 2:02 am |
Cuz. I saw all the ones you are doing! Although, I think if I bulked up I would scare people. I’m 5′ 10″ and have a big ass.
December 5, 2007 at 4:12 pm |
You should bulk up. It is unbelievably empowering for a woman to have muscle. It commands respect.